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This page is primarily **advertisements and comic fillers** rather than political satire. The layout includes: **Main Content:** A humorous circular describing a book printed with unconventional instructions—notably, its blank pages can allegedly be folded into a box to cook eggs on a stove. The joke satirizes absurdly over-engineered product instructions and impractical book design. **Short Comic Pieces:** Brief jokes about: - A man confusing toiletries (shaving soap as nasal balm, dental paste for shaving) - A financier needing an "alienist" (psychiatrist) rather than accountant for his "bad books" - Apartment noise from dental work **Advertisements:** Beer (Blatz), paper warehouse, press-clipping services, a truss company, jewelry, and a magazine binder dominate the page. The humor reflects early 20th-century sensibilities—wordplay, physical comedy, and light social observation rather than sharp political commentary. No identifiable political figures or events appear.

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BL sere THE FINEST BEER LVER BREWED qualities of , backed broad. r and ti properties, that have appealed to connoise seurs for generations. eh fc Atlin te Sable Corres VAL ALATZ BREWING CO MILWAUKIE, WIS HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 22, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street, New York ALL KINDS OP PAPER MADE TO ORDER ROMEIKE’ G Press Cutting Baresi | will send you II ne: ippings which may appear about you, your friends, or any subject on which you may want to be “up to da Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the Uni- ted States and Europe is search a. $5.00 for 100 notices. Henny Romeix@ 10-112 West 26th Street, New York. FOR A SONG ee RECENTLY PAID POEMS for examin le Co,, Dept. 7, Washi Dot t a Truss STUARTS PLAS TR-PAGS are diferent the palsiul trust, being malo JAL OF PLAPAO SE Te ‘Tool. Adress—PLAPAO LABORATORIES, Block, on | With the Author’s Compliments. 'HIS is reprinted from a circular call- ing attention to a recent volume: This little book is printed with black ink on white paper, so arranged that one may begin at the top of the page, on the left-hand side, and read from left to right to the end of the line; drop down to next line (reverting to left-hand side), and so on to the end. It is very con- venient. The pages are thoughtfully numbered at the top. There are wide margins and blank fly-leaves, which last may be cut out and used for correspondence. Also, if these leaves be folded in box-form and secured at the four corners with four pins, eggs may be cooked in them to perfection. Break your eggs in a bowl. Do not put in the shells. They are in- digestible and not nutritious. If any egg should be spoiled, remove it. Take your bowl in your right hand and paper box in your left. (If you are left-handed you may reverse this.) Place your box stove with the hollow ‘side up. multaneously pour eggs into the retaining the bowl. Be sure to e a fire in the stov: If you put box on stove and do not pour in eggs, the box will scorch; if you pour in eggs and do not put box on stove, box will degenerate. Season to taste and stir with the course of sun. Do not eat too fast. After eating wipe your lips delicately with a napkin and remove pins from box. If you like eggs this way very much, publishers will supply you with the book in quanti- ties, at wholesale rates. Do not eat the box. This book also makes an acceptable substitute for a flatiron stand. Ask your hardware dealer for it. This circular is sent out by the author and emphatically not by the publishers. It is sent only to personal friends and strangers. The idea is to arouse your interest in papered eggs, so you will buy the book.—Blue Bull. Tubes That Look Alike. In tubes three toilet articles On Murphy’s shelf were placed— A shaving soap, a nasal balm, And, third, a dental paste. They served each one its purpose well Till Murphy, in his haste, Dosed his catarrh with shaving soap And shaved with dental paste. —Columbus Dispatch. The Kind He Needed. “‘My books are in very bad shape,”’ said the high financier. Shall I send for an expert account- nquired the confidential man. No. Send for an alienist.’"’—Wash- ington Star. The Hidden Reason. There is always something that ke some women from striking their stri Denver News. “‘What’s that noise?’ asked the visi- tor in the apartment house. “Probably some one in the dent apartments on the floor below get! tooth out. “But th floor above. “Ah! Then it’s probably the Popleys’ baby getting a tooth in.'’-Catholic Times. ng a seemed to come from the RHEUMATISM want every sufferer to try my Drafts, which are curing thou. sands, WITHOUT COST. All I ask is your address I want to send every one who has Rheums tism a regular $1.00 pair of Magic Foot Drafts, the great Michigan remedy for Rheumatism of every kind, chronic or acute, muscular, sciatic, lumbago, gout, etc., no matter where located or how severe, os FREE meeting with phenomenal in demand in every are success y are already civilized country in the world “Thousands of letters from everywhere tell us of marvelous cures, even after long lives of suffering, and other means had failed. It is be uceuee / after every cause they are so sure to bring prompt and permanent relief that Ican afford to send them on approval. Just send your name and address. Return mail will bring the Drafts, prepaid. ‘Then, after trying them, if you are satisfied with the benefit received, send us One Dollar. If not, they cost you nothing. You decide, and we take your word. Address Magic’ Foot Draft Co., VBO6 Oliver Bldg, Jackson, Mich. Send no money—just your name. Write today. BIND YOUR Suage JUDGE BINDERS FOR SALE AT $1.25 Each Made to hold 52 issues of the magazine. Name of publication is stamped in gilt letters on front of binder. LESLIE -JUDGE COMPANY | 225 Fifth Avenue, New York In Satine advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com