Judge, 1910-12-24 · page 4 of 24
Judge — December 24, 1910 — page 4: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements and humor columns** rather than political cartoons. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** Durham Duplex Razors, Old Overholt Rye whiskey, a truss device, and Cortez Cigars dominate the layout. **Humor Sections:** The "Judge" column contains brief anecdotes and jokes about domestic life, social observations, and mishaps—typical of early 20th-century American humor magazines. Topics include a catch-all drawer, bill collectors, and ancestral portraits. **Illustration:** A street scene showing a carriage, priest, and boy contains the caption about walking home—likely a mild joke about religious observance or social propriety. The page reflects **everyday middle-class concerns** of the era: household organization, feminine competence, and social etiquette. No specific political figures or events are referenced.
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The Safety that is not a Hoe! Gtandard Bet, including Btropping Attachment and 6 Doubie-edged, Hollow-ground biades, 85. Send fer Booklet today DURHAM DUPLEX RAZOR CO., 111 Filth Ave., New York DURHAM DUPLEX RAZOR CO., Ltd., 86 Strand, Leadon OLD OVERHOLT RYE Made only from and pure Spring Water-—-aged for years in the wood. Every pre- cious drop is mild and mel- low. There can be no better, purer whiskey for medicinal, family or social use. Distilled and Bottled in Bond by A. OVERHOLT & CO., Pittsburgh, Pa. Don’t Wear a Trus E STUARTS PLAS TR-PABS are ditervet from the painful truss, being male ‘Adéress—PLIPA0 LABORATORIES, Block 202, St, Louis, Na. FoR MEN OF BRAINS IGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST JUDGE Incurring a Curtain Lecture. A drawer that is a catch-all seems to be part of the equipment of every house. It is always in some conspicuous place and ever in the mind of the housewife, who is in constant horror lest a visitor come across it. A North Side home has this kind of a | drawer in a desk in the dining-room. The other day, while a number of guests were in the sitting-room adjoining, the man of the family went to find something. “Look in the drawer,’ his wife called out to him. The man looked, but reported failure. “It must be there,”’ said his wife, ‘‘be- cause I put everything that was on this stand in there.” “*Yes,"’ responded her husband meekly; “it looks as though you had."” There was dead silence for a second and then everybody laughed.— Youngstown Tele- gram. Some Signs. In Mattoon: ‘‘Meals, thirty-five cents lunches, twenty cents.’ In Platte Canon, Col.: ‘*Private grounds You must not shoot or pick the flower: without permission.” On a State Street optical shop: ‘‘Broker | lenses duplicated."” In St. Louis: ‘*W. T. McCullough, dealer in artificial limbs. McCullough has gooc legs. Step in and see them.” In Philadelphia: ‘‘We are the largest slightly used dealers of automobiles in the city.""—Chicago Tribune. Like the Weather. “This weather reminds me of my boarc Going to spring that one about being al over due?” a it’s because it’s unsettled."’— Youngstown Telegram. HOW LAPUREE MADE ARRANGEMENTS FOR TELLING THE TIME.~ Pele Mile. Ought To Be a Wonder. Muggins—*Women are gradually usurp- ing the places of men. I heard the other day of a woman bill collector.”” Buggins—‘*Well, if a woman is as suc- cessful in running down a bill as she is in running one up, she should be a wonder.""— Philadelphia Record. His Mistake. “How about Baron Fucash’s ancestral | castles “Well,”’ replied the wealthy law, ‘the pictures of them ai ing; but I ought not to have sent an artist to look at them. I should have sent a build- ing inspector."’— Washington Star. father-in- ry ple: Small boy (to bigh priest of stately eyuipage).— “« Drive on home, Augustus. Basement Was Vacant. “Did you say you were a month in your last place?”’ “Yes, madam—a week with the family | on the top floor, a week with a lady on the third floor, a week on the second, and 3 week on the ground floor.”"—Meggendorfer Blaetter. His Way. “The lawyer for the milkman on trial for | selling adulterated milk must have been in- | fluenced in his tactics by his client's busi | ness,’” Why so?” “LT noticed he pumped the witnesses. ""— | Baltimore American. I shall walk!" —London Punch. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. comicbooks.com