Judge, 1910-12-17 · page 4 of 24
Judge — December 17, 1910 — page 4: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and humor content** rather than political cartoons. The main elements include: **Advertisements:** - Club Cocktails (alcohol) - Philip Morris Cigarettes - Heublein & Bro. (spirits) **Humorous Anecdotes:** The "Shear Steal" section and other titled jokes mock social situations—marital disputes, doctor's wives with excessive hobbies, student-professor interactions, and commercial transactions. These are generic domestic humor pieces typical of the era. **The cartoon illustration** shows figures on park benches, likely illustrating one of the anecdotes, though the specific connection is unclear from the OCR text alone. The content reflects early-20th-century middle-class American concerns: marriage dynamics, education, and consumer behavior. There's no identifiable political satire or caricature of specific public figures visible.
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Azk for the brand that has made Cocktail drinking popular. Accept no substitute. Simply strain through cracked ice, and serve. Martint (gin base) and Manhatten (whi base) arethe most popular. Atali;.od deale Bewildered. Mrs, Newlywed—'*Before we were mar- ried you said that my slightest wish should oe your law."” Mr, Newlywed—‘Exactly, my love; but you have so many vigorous and well-devel- oped wishes that I am as yet unable to de- cide as to which is the slightest.”—Tit- nits. Modest Pride. “How ridiculous the doctor’s wife is! She is always fussing with her little flower pots and talking about botany, while, bless my soul! I have more flowers on my hat than she has in her whole conservatory."’"— Fliegende Blaetter. ‘ CAMBRIDGE 25 ¢ inboxes of ten AMBASSADOR deuhecdinnecnae SOC Philip Morris soot Ci darettes Incomparable! Each < temptation for another says Senator Depew, “T made the acquaintance of a beautiful | little girl with yellow hair, This little girl | and I talked of anumber of things. We deplored many of the evils of modern life. Then, for a time, the little girl was silent, lost in thought. Finally she sighed and said, ‘Why can’t the toy-shop man call for orders every morning, the same as the butcher and grocer do?’ '"’—Blue Bull. How It Felt. An Irishman at a fair got poked in the eye with a stick and took proceedings | against the offender. Said the magistrate, ‘‘Come, now, you don’t really believe he meant to put your eye out?”’ “Faith, you're right this time,”’ said ‘or I believe he tried to put it far- ."' — Tit-Bits. His Last Resort. Creditor—‘‘Is your master at home?” Servant—Yes. Please walk in."’ Creditor—‘‘Thank heaven, I shall see some money at last!’" Servant—'‘Don't make that mistake. If he had any money, he wouldn't be at home.'’—Fliegende Blaetter, Hobbled Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating some curds and whey; Although she was sprightly, She was hobbled so tightly That she simply could not get away. —Chicago Record-Herald. There’s no woman who does not hate to admit she wears clothes underneath that | will keep her warm.—N. Y. Press. THE MAN WHO WAS NOT SUCH A FOOL AS HE LOOKED. Or, the portable label for the preveation of overcrowding. Caught That Time. A college professor who was always ready for a joke was asked by a student one day if he would like a good recipe for catching rabbits, ‘‘Why, yes,’’ replied the pro- fessor. ‘*What is it? “*Well,"’ said the student, ‘‘you crouch down behind a thick stone wall and make a noise like a turnip."” “That may be,”’ said the professor, with a twinkle in his eye; ‘‘but a better way than that would be for you to go and sit quietly in a bed of cabbageheads and look natural.'’—Joe Miller. Freshman—‘‘I want to get a suit of clothes.” Tailor—‘‘What do you want, the custom or the ready-made?"’ Freshman—' Which is the custom?”’ Tailor—‘‘The ready -made.'’—Cornell Widow. —London Punch. Previous Attachment. Agent—‘Madam, have you a piano?” Housewife—"*Yes.”” Agent—"‘I am_ selling an attachment which I am sure’’—— Housewife—'* We have one. Agent—** What make is it? Housewife —**Sheriff’s.""— Cleveland Leader. Hammered. Bwiggs—‘Funny thing! My customers are always knocking my goods, but they come back for more, just the same." Twiggs—‘* What's your line? Bwiggs—‘‘Bolts and nails. Jester. —Columbia The only man who believes in luck is the one who has things against him; the fellow who has them with him is sure his brains | did it.—M. Y. Press. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.