Judge — December 3, 1910 — page 43: what you’re looking at

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“FAITH. NORA. OUR LITTLE PATSY WANTS ALL HE KIN GET. DORMAN—H-SMITH 1 DO BELIEVE HE 1S GOIN’ TO BE A POLITICIAN.” James Visits the Country A ten-year-old lad by the name of James something had his first glimpse of country life this year. He learned a lot of new things about what a cow or a sheep or a colt will do or will not do under a given set of circumstances, but he got the greatest sur- prise of his rural sojourn when he walked by a swampy place one morning and saw a bunch of ‘cat-tails growing He took one more look to make sure he saw aright and then he broke into a lope for the farmhouse. elled out excitedly at his farm knowed them things growed I've et a lot of ‘em, ggstems like that! xing before. Do but I never seen ‘em g they all grow that away The farmer asked him what he was talking out Why, them sausages he replied “Ain't you noticed ‘em?"'—Cleveland Plain Dealer Rare Judge Teacher asked her scholars for s long sentences. One boy pnsonment for life.""—Drijt Young Member—" Bah Jove, my cigarette’s gone out.” Old Member—* 0." —Red Hen Well, sir, st saved my doing TAR_ SOAP PURE AS THE PINES They Grow. GOOD HUMOR AND CHEERFULNESS RIGHT FOOD AND DRIN! Anything that interferes with good | health is apt to keep cheerfulness and good humor in the background. A Washington lady found that letting coffee alone made things bright for her. She writes: Four years ago I was practically given up by my doctor and was not expected to live long. My nervous system was in a bad condition. “But I was young and did not want to die, so I began to 100k about for the cause of my chronic trouble. I used to have nervous spells which would exhaust me, and after each spell it would take me days be- fore I could sit up in a chair. “IL became convinced my trouble was caused by coffee. I decided to stop it and bought some Postum. “The first cup, which I made according to directions, had a soothing effect on my nerves and I liked the taste. For a time I ) ting a head at Th nearly lived on Postum and ate little food | besides. I am to-day a healthy woman. fy family and relatives wonder if Iam the same person I was four years ago, when I could do no work on account of nervous- ne Now I am doing my own housework, take care of two babies—one twenty, the other two months old. I am so busy that I hardly get time to write a letter, yet Ido it all with the cheerfulness and good humor that comes from enjoying good health, “I tell my friends it is to Postum I owe | my life to-day.” Read ‘The Road to Wellville,”” ages. ‘There's a Reason. Everread the above letter? Anew one appears from time to time. They are genuine, true, and full of human interest. in pack- To Start With Ladies may all be taught to swim With little work. Upon the ocean green and grim Grave dangers lurk. And we may save disasters dark And sudden jar By teaching them to disembark From trolley cars. —Philadelphia Bulletin In answering advertisement+ please mention JUDGE. It | old Fashioned Christmas by ordering # supply of good old for yourself and friends. A barrel cons {clog TO der back wal tats the Seal Holiday Gift pete ere C. H. EVANS & SONS, HUDSON, N.Y. Sure Enough The turkey who had escaped decapitation received but’ gloomily the congratulations of the barnyard. nat’s the use,” he muttered, “‘of get- ksgiving, only’ to lose it at Christma altimore American, Getting Even «fake ordered the automobile all of a sudden, didn’t he?” Yes; the salesman happened to be talk. ing with him one morning when the old nag wouldn't take the bit."—Buffalo Express Cheaper “Dearest, I've dropped my mond ring down the send for a’ plumber.” $1,000 dia- You must 3 it will be Telegram, Tired, of It “I'm tired of hiring good looking stenogs hers. I'm going to get the homeliest one at's the trouble? had eight good foatdig ones in two ars, and they all quit to get married after they'd stayed just long enough to sting me wedding present." —Detroit Free Press. Try them, and see what of you've been missing. CA abonesstten | 25C 35c AMBASSADOR after-dinner size In Cork and Plain Tips * The Little Brown Box" SBT RSSsisl comicbooks.com