Judge — November 12, 1910 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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Echoes of Judge’s Birth- day Number Chester S. Lord, Managing Editor of the New York Sun. At twenty-nine Jupce is a lusty youth, with sturdy limbs anu elastic step and merry, dancing eyes—your ideal of physical perfection in every particular. The mind grows long after the body ceases to deveiop, and this youth’s brains, under the wise and skillful direction of its editorial parents, must become the keener and the sharper and the better as the years goon. JupGE in its youth has been a wonder; in its mi turity it will be simply stupendous. J. C. Hemphill, Editor of the Richmond Times-Dispatch. If your Honor please, I would congrat- ulate you, upon this celebration of your silver jubilee, that you appear to be still capable of good service to the people, in whose interest you have administered the functions of your high office with signal ability and without discovering any of those signs of fossilization which we have been informed characterizes the court of last resort in this long-suffering country. In the opinion of many persons of sound and disposing mind, some of your decrees touch- ing questions of partisan account have been sufficiently decayed to justify appeal to the Higher Court of Intelligent Public Opinion. But even when your Honor has been in error, your Honor’s good nature in assum- ing wholly untenable and illogical positions | has excited the admiration, although com- pelling the distrust, of the plain people who have waited upon your pronouncements. Repudiating any possible suspicion of con- tempt for your Honor, candor compels me to say that it has been suspected by some of your most intelligent readers, not infre- quently, that as much weight should be given to the marvelous confessions of *‘Cap- tain Fibb’’ as to the decisions of your Honor's court, of which the said ‘‘Captain Fibb,’’ as aforesaid, is the Chief Constable. Your Honor will pardon me for saying that your Honor possesses the unusual facil- ity of being able to make, on all questions of doubtful concern, the worse appear the | better reason. It is for the reason that your Honor has | kept a smiling face, even when engaged in nefarious work, and that your Honor has caused men to laugh when it would have been more orthodox to cry, I wish your Honor increase of wisdom days. Horace White, Governor of New York. Let me heartily congratulate Jupce upon its twenty-ninth anniversary. JupGE is an effective force for good government, and I hope it may long continue to enlighten | and amuse the American people. Walter A. Page, Editor of the World's Work, Continuous and increasing success to you | in all your undertakings. Charles S. Gleed, President of the Missouri and Kansas Telephone Co, When I consider the remarkable display of wit and wisdom which has always char- acterized the Jupce, it seems to me that he ought to be as old as Methuselah, instead of being only twenty-nine. I sincerely hope very lover of a good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best. id length of | wen you do drink, drink Trimg, “Ask for Trimble Whiskey High Ball ‘The best of all.’” | | | ESTABLISHED | 1793 that he will continue to entertain and in- struct us to a time so distant that Methu- selah will be out of the running. Bill’s Health. He set around in Stokes’s store The blessed, livelong day, A-talkin’ pollertics an’ sech The same ol’ humdrum way. He never had a new idee, Nur nithin’ much to tell; But he could rol’ a nail keg down, An’ hol’ it mighty well. 'Twuz whispered round thet on his farm Things wuz a bit run down; Thet while he set in Stokes’s store An’ criticised the town, His land was goin’ all to pot Becuz it had no care, An’ ef it wuzn’t fur his wife They'd starve to death fur fair. Hen Billin’s saw him settin’ there One night, short time ago; An’ when it comes to right an’ wrong, Now Hen ain't very slow. “How be you, Bill?’’ Hen says to him. “I'm sorry you ain't well. Fust time you've ben right down real sick, | I guess, fur quite a spell?” “Sho, I ain’t sick,’’ says Bill to Hen. “What makes you think I be? Fact is, I hain’t felt quite as good My bull blamed life,’’ said he. “It’s my mistake,’’ says Hen to Bill. “I'm glad you feel so slick. Jest seen your wife a-splittin’ wood, An’ s'posed thet you wuz sick.’" —Joe Cone, in Boston Herald. 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