Judge, 1910-11-12 · page 17 of 24
Judge — November 12, 1910 — page 17: what you’re looking at
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This page satirizes early 1900s college athletics through mock-serious commentary and a Don Quixote parody comic strip. **Main text satire:** Judge mocks the absurdity of new athletic regulations at elite colleges (Yale, Vassar, Wellesley, Barnard). Examples include: Yale dividing students into those seeking "the Y" versus "the Why"; pillow fights between female colleges now deemed "safe" because bricks are forbidden; baseball teams replaced by spelling bees; football fields requiring feather-bed mattresses; and a "hobble-skirt dash" for women (mocking restrictive fashion). The tone feigns earnest approval while exposing the ridiculousness of these rules. **Comic strip:** "Don Quixote Up-to-Date" shows the famous knight attacking what he perceives as dragons—satirizing how misguided enthusiasm (like Don Quixote's delusions) characterizes athletics reform movements. **The joke:** Judge presents these invented "reforms" deadpan, suggesting that athletic governance at prestigious universities had become so bureaucratically absurd that such rules seemed plausible to readers.
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emi HE ANNUAL sofa-pillow cA fight between the elevens of Wellesley and Vassar will probably take place late » in October in some neutral dor- mitory, probably either that of Smith or Bryn Mawr. Since the passage of the new rules . governing this interesting game, forbidding the secretion of bricks in the pillows, it is no longer considered either a dangerous or an unladylike sport. The objection of parents to the prevalence of athletics at our universities will probably be overcome at Yale this year by the adop- tion in the curriculum of a regular course in athletics with which none of the courses of study shall be allowed to interfere. It has been the injudicious mixture of the two groups of learning that has made all the trouble in the past, and beginning with the opening of this year Yale will divide her classes into those seeking the Y and those | seeking the Why. They will be distin- gu shed from each other by their sweaters. | Hazing having been declared unsports- manlike by the authorities, it will no longer be encouraged in our best colleges. In fact, kindliness is to be the rule between the upper classmen and the incoming fresh- men, and already little helpful parties of sophomores are being arranged to visit the to arrange the furniture of newcomers, JUDGE In the World of Sport. their rooms for them, to press their trou- sers, and to shave and shampoo the heads of all who may need it. With the closing of the baseball season, it is interesting to note that the various teams of the two big leagues will be kept together during the winter in a series of spelling bees to be held in all the home cities. The first contest, which will be held in the Harvard stadium between the Boston and Chicago teams about Thanksgiving time, bids fair to be most exciting, Dr. Lowell having consented to serve as umpire at the home plate, with Dr. Hadley, of Yale, in the outfield. Professor Matthews was to have umpired the first game at the Polo Grounds, but with the barring out of re- formed spelling under the revised rules he became ineligible in a game in which errors count. Several contestants having sustained seri- ous injuries in practice, the hundred-yard hobble-skirt dash has been eliminated from Barnard College field day by order of the faculty committee on athletics at Columbia. There is much disappointment among the students over this decision, especially as one of the contestants had already made a prac- tice record of three hours and twenty min- utes over a slow course. The new football rules are giving general satisfaction, although some objection is ad- vanced by some of the elevens over the rule DON QUIXOTE UP-TO-DATE. “CHESTNUTS IS CHESTNUTS.” Editor—* Why this is nothing but a collection of stale horse-show jokes '' Comic artist—'' That's just it. horse chestnuts. T call ‘em requiring the gridiron to be covered with feather-bed mattresses, as well as with the requirement necessitating four weeks’ writ ten notice by registered mail of an intention to tackle back of the fifty-yard line. It would seem as if this latter rule might be modified a bit, since two weeks’ notice should be ample to enable a wide-awake player to prepare himself for the event. Several players in last season's hockey a Ae Tarte i Trowe 1. ‘Friend Sancho, seest thou yonder monstrous dragon crawling bis ‘slimy length hither? By the horns of the sacred goat, with one fell swoop of my trusty lance I shall annihilate it! 4. tte exx (——) 11— 2, —— Follow me, friend Sancho, and thou shalt see a battle the like of which history hath not —— 3 —— Halt, foul fiend! Come bat an inch nearer and thou shalt feel the power of my mighty wrath ! —— sour eee 5, — In good sooth, the dragon did not even hesitate ! —— 6. — Fear not, friend Sancho, when my bones grow togetber again thou shalt witness such deeds of valor as will make thine eyes look uke fried eggs!” comicbooks.com