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This page is primarily **advertisements and miscellaneous content** rather than satirical cartoons. The main visual element is "Judge's Alphabet for Baseball Fans," featuring James Vaughn of the New York Americans—a straightforward baseball card-style entry with verse, not satire. The substantial text piece "Bill Nye as an Amateur Carpenter" is humorous personal essay, not political satire. It presents Nye's comedic observations about amateur woodworking projects and poorly-constructed ice boxes, relying on anecdotes and folksy humor rather than social commentary. The page is filled with period advertisements (Blatz beer, White Rock water, I.W. Harper whiskey, cigars, etc.). There are no identifiable political cartoons or satirical commentary visible in the layout or text. This appears to be a typical interior page of the magazine mixing light entertainment content with advertising.

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V 'S FOR Vaughn of the Yankees, ‘A promising boy you'll admit, ‘And although he’s new in the big leagues His twirling has scored a big bit He's made the old batters look foolish, ‘The young ones all face him with fear ‘This season he’s been a sensation So what will he te next year? Bill Nyeas an Amateur Carpenter. In my opinion every professional man should keep a chest of carpenters’ tools in his barn or shop, and busy himself at odd hours with them in constructing the varied articles that are always needed about the house. There is a great deal of pleasure in feeling your own inde- | pendence of other trades, and most espe- cially of the carpenter. Every now and then your wife will want a bracket put up in some corner or other, and with your new, bright saw and. glittering j hammer you can put up one upon which she can hang a cast-iron, horse-blanket lambrequin, with inflexible water lilies sewed in it A man will, if he tri and his wife will brag of him to tl other ledies, and they will make invid ous ccmparisons between their husbands, who can’t do anything of that kind what- ever, and you, who are ‘‘so handy."” Firstly, you buy a set of amateur car- penter tool You do not need to say) — that you are an amateur. The dealer! they would not escape through the pores | will find that out when you ask him for, of the ice box. He said he never built| an easy-running broad-axe or a green-| one, but that it stood to reason that a gage plumb line. He will sell you a set refrigerator like that ought to be con- of amateur’s tools that will be made of structed so that it would keep the cows old sheet-iron with basswood handles, ‘out. You don’t want a refrigerator that and the saw will double up like u piece the cattle can get through the cracks of of stove-pipe. . |and eat up your strawberries on ice, he After you have nailed a board on the | says, ’ fence successfully, you will very natu- A neighbor of mine, who once built a rally desire to do something much bet-| hen resort of laths and now wears a thick ter, more difficult, You will probably thumb nail that looks like a Brazil nut try to erect a parlor table or a rustic as a memento of that pullet corral, says settee. my ice chest is all right enough, only I made a very handsome bracket last that it is not suited to this climate. He week, and I was naturally proud of it. thinks that along Behring’s Strait, dur- In fastening it together, if I hadn't in- ing the holidays, my ice chest would advertently nailed it to the barn floor, I work like a charm. And even here, he guess I could have used it very well; ! thought, if I could keep the fever out of a : I have made several other little a ruined a bracket that was intended to/ cles of virtu this spring, to the construc- | . serve as the base, as it were, of a lam- tion of which I have contributed a good | f ‘of stain ‘on reesipt p Tempie St, SpringGela, ‘OF BRAINS Press Cath all news int. chest. My brother looked at it yester- searched. Term: Potices. Henny ROMFIKE, 110-112 West 26th pret. New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS APER WAREHOUSE Nos. 22. 34 and 36 Bleecker Street, rh Warehouse. 2) Beeki ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER. Zey personal friends. They seem to think it man Street, New York brequin which cost nine dollars, aside |deal of time and two finger nails. I from the time expended on it. have also sawed into my leg several During the month of March I built an times. The leg, of course, will get ice chest for this summer. It was not well, but the pantaloons will not. Par- handsome, but it was roomy, and would be very nice for the season of 1884, I thought. It worked pretty well through March and April, but, as the weather, begins to warm up, that ice chest about the warmest place around the house. There is actually a glow of heat around that ice chest that I don’t notice elsewhere. I’ve shown it to several is not built tightly enough for an ice day and said that his idea of an ice chest was that it ought to be tight enough at least to hold the larger chunks of ice, 50 Caron! Bitters—Sample with patent dasher sent on receipt of 25c. Best tonic and cocktail bit- fore C. Blache & Co., 78 Broad St. N. Y. ties wishing to see me in my studio dur- ing the morning hour will turn into the alley between Eighth and Ninth streets, enter the third stable door on the left, pass around my Gothic horse, and give the countersign and three kicks on the door in an ordinary tone of voice. “ Just as Good.” “Did you get the raise in salary you demanded ?"’ “Not exactly; but in recognition of my valued services, the boss agreed to supply me with a roll-top desk and have my name printed on the door.’’"—Detroit Free Press. How About the Holes? Meat-eater—‘‘I've tried nuts as food, but they don’t seem to agree with me.’” Veyetarian—'* What kind of nuts did you use?’ Meat-eater — ‘‘Doughnuts."? — Boston Transcript. It is better for a man to be thrown on his own resources than upon the re- sources of his friends. “I, W. HARPER” Whiskey RICH AS CREAM PALATABLE DELICIOUS "ON EVERY TONGUE" Bernheim Distilling Co., incorporated Loutevitie, Ky. In answering advertisements please mentiun JUDGZ. 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