Judge — October 15, 1910 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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_— HEARD ON HEN-RY STREET. Haughty Mrs. White Leghora—"' Hello, Eliza ! you driving at nowadays?" Barnyard mougrd— open market Mri. White because the middleman gets all the profits stance, lay exclus'vely for the Union League Club,’ A\ Obscurity. by GRACE MKINSTRY DREAMY haze obscures the distant hills, The smoke from burning leaf-piles slowly fills The autumn air; the drowsy insects drone. With eyes half filled with tears, who walks —alone? (I don’t know what this stuff I've written ans, means, But it's just like the poems in magazine: Household Hints for Men. By CAROLYN WELLS ASHING a White Pique Waist-coat— Remove the buttons with a sharp hatchet, and wash the waistcoat with any soap that is advertised. If there are spots on the garment which do not belong there, use a small scrub brush and white sand. If this does not take them out, dip the waistcoat into hot naphtha, The principal time to be careful is in the drying of the thing. Mose—'' Ab cain't stan’ it no longah. Oh, the same old grind, laying for the Tush! there "s no money in Now I, for in. JUDGE Waistcoats should never be hung on a line or clothes horse, but, to preserve their shape, must be dried on the person. Put on the waistcoat while it is wet, and stand in front of thefire. Revolve very slowly until it is partly dry, and then go into a dark closet and shut the door. White goods must be dried in the dark. Kee material shrinks, inflate your lungs to the fullest extent, or, If you are suffici puffed up with prid will not be necessary. Home-made Neckti Very pretty white neckties may be made from ordinary lamp wicks. Choose the flat kind, buying a sufficient number to make the neck- tie long enough. Join the ends neatly with a drawn-work stitch, and tie in a four-in-hand or butterfly bow, ac- cording to taste. A delightful fob chain may also_be made from a single lamp wick. The natural color wick may be used with duck or white serge suits, but for evening wear the wick should be dyed black. N° TIDE has Reno; high and dry It sits, a city fair. But though the moaning waves are shy, A great untied is there. re. What are that, Reverse Action. Hewitt—"Did your candidate for office run well 2°" Jewett—* He couldn't have run worse if he had worn a hobble skirt." MOSE AND HIS NEW BONNET. He's don got a new Alpine bonnet, an’ he doan't know nobody since.—— 3. —— Well, if dat bonnet doan't make him tum puhpie wif jealousness."" 4, Mose (proudly) —"" H'm! lane what doan’t lead to some chicken coop."* EDITORIAL NOTE. “The editor sent me a check for fifty dollars for that risque story I wrote." “Ah, returned good for evil, so to speak."” Modern Jack Spratt. ACK SPRAT could eat no fat, His wife could eat no lean, And so their weekly butcher bill Was less than yours, I ween, Youthful Wisdom. Father—" Why did my little boy send his papa a letter with only a capital T written on the page while he was away?” Little son—'* Because I thought you ‘d go around among your friends with it and say, * My boy is only four years old, and just see the capital letter he writes!’ "” 2. —— Ah shows him he hain't dah whole fing in dah naybahhood —— Mr. old boy, it am a long