Judge — October 15, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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FROM CURRENT PLAYS. WIT AND WISDOM The Stars. MEN’ WOMEN'S $2.50, $3, $3.50, 4 BOYS’ $2.00, $2.50 and $3.00 THE STANDARD FOR 30 YEARS Tuey areabsolutely the most popular and best shoes for the price in America. They are the leaders everywhere Pe. Sayings in “ The Spendthrift.” By ROSCOE GILMORE STOTT. A Site Wot mbsf **Cavoelta’? 3 woman's sphere is first to become URGE ban ie faverite carck ate a mother; second, to be a good mother. And there is justice with the JupcE, After that she can become a doctor, or "Though phrased in type that’s cold. ® [2¥YeF, OF @ carpenter, or a society leader, or a suffragette. ,| Good mothers don't have time to be | selfish. | A woman isn’t a woman until she is But this we've wondered week by w As new stars’ names we spelled: Will any one be found to win The place that Anna Held? tively the most economical shoes for you to buy. W. L. Douglas name and the retail price are stamped on ‘the bottom — value guaranteed. TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE!” deale! simother, cannot aupply you write for M Orde? Cataton. Having intuition instead of logic, the DOUGLAS, 175 Spark St.,Brockton, Masa Comments of “He Came from Milwaukee.” | woman is the better equipped; the man | When father is hampered by reigned in Zurach, rules, while the he was a good rei woman can bite, er. He reigned so kick, or even hit much, everybody in below the belt. the country was When people get soaked, alittle money, they | Girls like a ro- always want to mantic fellow that see other people as comes around on unfortunate as pos-| moonlight nights sible, and tickles a gui- In this world tar; but many aman happiness doesn't who hasn't got a follow riches; rich- guitar has got his es follow happi- wages in the right ness. pocket. There is more i contentment in a Harlem flat than in a Newport villa) any day, People in New| York live on the| high speed. They don't even stop to| toot their horns at the crossings. Old women with one foot in the grave and the other in Wall Street oft- en say things they don’t mean. | I want to become a benedict while I JUDGE'S FAVORITE HALF THE COST OF IMPORTED es Of the Six Ameri- can Champagnes Exhibited, Great Western was the Only OneAwarded the Gold Medal at | ! Paris Exposition, 1900. —————— Your Grocer or Dealer Can Supply You Sold. Everywhere Pleasant Valley Wine Co. Rheims, N. Y. Oldest and Larcest ‘Champagne House in America Reflections of “The Country Boy.” The man who is fool enough tohave delusions about |women in the end is generally duped. | A man isn't a failure until he ad- mits it himself. | Some men have- n't staying quali- ties, but those who have the right stuff in them refuse to acknowledge that they’re licked, 80 | they shut their teeth hard and go at it am still able to walk. It's no fun get-| ‘once more. [ting married when they have to push When a man has found out what he| you up the aisle in a wheel chair. don’t want and what he can't do, he has found himself. BEATRICE VON BRUNNER. The apple-bud in its early birth Shows little prospect of its future worth ; But warmed by sunny rays and morning dew, It blossoms at last—and so will you The Philosophy of “ Smith.” Modern love has a very deli- e./cate constitution. It can hardly be expected to stand the shock when rocks begin to fall in Wall may ie en should be older than their 3, because they don't seem rn enough to keep a wife [seen till they're about forty. If men are steady, women | wtf them wild; and if men are wild, women want them steady. With decent people friend- ship between the sexes is impos- sible. It either leads on to love or it follows it. What Marie Dressler is Si “Tillie’s Nightmar. Stand bi k, Just soap,” is good enough for some, but most insist on having Ask some girl with a good complexion—why? women Pears’. Sol by the cake and villain, go your I will no ae stay, Though you be a marquis or a earl, You may tempt the upper classes With your villainousdemi-tasses, But heaven will protect the working girl. STAGE TEARS. Mr. Comedy—"Did you ever shed real tears on the Once, years ago."* ‘What happened ?"" Miss Gaiety—"' It spoiled my make-up.”” JUDGE'S LIBRARY in this department, A MAGAZINE of FUN OCTOBER NUMBER TEN CENTS A COPY ALL NEWSDEALERS Laughter an Aid. He—Why does the maid decline to clean my coat with benzine? ince the chauffeur jilted her to reform himself.—Exchange. '—Flie- She she can't stand the smell of it.” gende Blaetter. Every lover of a good costal should call for Abbott's Bitters, Makes the In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. 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