Judge — October 8, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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OCTOBER NUMBER JUDGE'S ALPHABET FOR BASEBALL FANS. FRED SNODGRASS. OF THE NEW YORK NATIONALS. G 15, FOR Snodgrass, the boy with the stick, | Who's certainly caused a sensation By banging out triples, home runs, and such, Thus causin; ‘raw much elation, He sat on the Gian's” hard bench for some years, Much to the club's deprivation, But given a chance, he promptly made good ‘And surpassed the most fond expectation. Pride in the Home. “There was a man here to-day,” says the helpful wife to the brutal husband, ‘and he just made me angry with his insinuating remarks about our furniture and things. He claimed that he knew you and that he had asked you about how our home is furnished, and he actu- ally insisted that you said we didn’t have over two hundred dollars’ worth of things in the whole house. Why, I just told him that we have one rug which is worth that much alone, and that our piano cost a thousand last month, and showed him all our cut glass and jewelry and pictures and things, and convinced him that we have five or six thousand dollars’ worth. He said’’—— “What's all this?’” “He said his name was Juggins and that he had been talking to you and"’"—— " at Scott! That was the tax in- rning Post. With Apologies to Bryant. By slob HM, South, Band Examines of Mi To him who, in the course makes bank examinations And daily holds communion with officers and directors, rhe. note case speaks a various lan- ge; for there are some Whose contents hav — the notes therein Are clean and current and eloquent of soundness; while There are others containing ‘odds and ends,"’ extended loa And other evidence of risk And these do steal away hi ness" and fill his soul with Darker musings and line his face with | care. of duty, “‘sweet- Tongue Twisters. A London paper recently offered a of prizes for the best ‘tongue- | twisting’’ sentences. The prize-win- ning contributions ar. The bleak breeze blighted the bright | broom blossoms. Twe toads totally tired tried to trot }to Tedbury. | ict, strong kly, silky snakes. sand socks; socks usan, She ceaseth Susan shineth she and shoes shine socks shock Susan. | Ahaddock, a haddock, a black-spotted haddock ; a black spot on the black back | of a black-spotted haddock. Oliver Oglethorp ogled an owl and an oyster. Did Oliver Oglethorp ogle an owl and anoyster? If Oliver Oglethorp ogled an owl and an oyster, where are the owl and the oyster Oliver Oglethorp ogled?—Chicago Tribune. Justice has only a ertainly an odd fish—she ingle pair of scales. ladness voice of gladness 0 sesh t Stringer shining shoes and socks, for shoes and Liqueur Pres Chartreux —crren axp yettow— The Exquisite Cordial of the Centuries A Job for Doc. Sifers. eb Ritey bs The Banner says Jim Riley's sick! says he's had a stroke! Donblame it all, as like as not that’s ist another joke Jim's figgered out, an’ "bout the time we snittle—you an’ me— He'll set it off an’ have the laff on us eternally! But, after all, perhaps it’s true; per- haps his hand lies pale counterpane—all tired out—an’ nevermore to trail His pen concernin’ homely things nor sing their praise aj If that's the case I want t’ vote t’ call Doe. Sifers in! VAIL kn bis home in Newt fem. On Git out an’ search the kentry roads for Doc.—he’s undersized— “Bout five foot four—a sorrel horse— the man Jim ‘mortalize In poem once until we cried—a reg'lar Riley trick! An’ when y’ find him, head him off an’ whispe sick. Perhaps he n’ the af an’ the pore, Or bringin’ one more youngun there ain't no use for more— Donblame these doctors! that when he kno that’s about the size o’ him! An’ then, Doc. Sifers—here’s our pray- ers—you do your level best! Try allypath an’ homypath an’ all the dad-burned rest * paths until y" find the one that pulls Jim Riley through, An’ bring the gratitude o’ men t” you— Doe. Sifers— you, Jim says hisself your homespun. skill can cure ever'thing. Then give us back his smile his gentle voice t’ sing Of famblies in old-time homes with hol- lyhocks about, An’ all the other homely thi can't do without! —John D. Wells, in Buffalo News, U cheer, we jist Mothers will find Mrs. Winsto best remedy for their chikiren "s Soothing Syrup the Se a bottle, Something Just as Geos, “But,"” protested the Englichman, “you have no family tree aeurean ry “True,’’ rejoined the plain American; “but we have a lot of measly unde brush which is quite xs much in the and just as detrimental to the taltimore Sun, being questioned on points of the compass. 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