Judge, 1910-10-01 · page 2 of 16
Judge — October 1, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This Judge magazine page is primarily **advertising-heavy** rather than satirical content. The main elements include: **Central cartoon**: "A United Nation" depicts a human chain of diverse people connected via Bell Telephone System, promoting the idea that universal telephone infrastructure unites the nation. This is straightforward corporate messaging, not satire. **"By Way of Comment" section**: A gossipy column touching on various public figures—James Whitcomb Riley (writer), Roosevelt, Walt Mason (poet), and Poor Richard—discussing scandals and oddities. The tone is light social commentary rather than sharp political satire. **Advertisements** dominate: Hotel La Salle, Philip Morris cigarettes, Blatz beer, Pears' soap, and Romeike's clipping service. The page reflects early-1900s magazine format where advertising and genteel social gossip coexist, with minimal hard-hitting satire visible.
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JUDGE JUDGE'S FAVORITE Millions of people touch elbows and are kept in constant per- sonal contact by the Bell System. MLLE. ALBERTINA RASCH, PREMIER DANSEUSE, HIPPODROME. Since the days of Pocahontas And the famous Hiawatha, Seldom has an Ind'an maiden So enthralled 9. so entranced us. Phili Those who are not smoking enjoy yours. GAMBRIDGR Be AMBASSADOR jer-dinner sii pMorris IGINAL Cigarettes There are all kinds of people, but only one kind of telephone service that brings them all together. They have varying needs, an infinite va- riety, but the same Bell System and the same Bell Telephone fits them all. BY WAY OF COMMENT! Personal Mention—James Whitcomb Riley is a famous ‘‘Whose Who’’-sier. It is human for those aviation broth- | ers to stand up for their Wrights. | The Indian used to scalp the white man, but now white men skin the In- dian, Roosevelt seems to be experiencing jsome difficulty in making his ‘'I’s’’ be-| ‘have. | Walt Mason, of Emporia, Kan., is working poetry off on the American | public under false prose-tences. Poor Richard’s Philosophy — A recent editorial in the Saturday Evening Post; told how two men visited a bond house | on the same day. One came in a six- thousand-dollar auto, driven by @ hundred-dollar-a-month chauffeur. He| wanted to sell fifty thousand dollars of choice bonds—a part of the fast-dwin- dling fortune left him by his father. The second man came on the five-cent subway. He wanted to buy fifty thou-| sand of choice bonds. The Post then| goes on to peep into the future and tells how, thirty years later, the son of the| second, who is already extravagant in his college expenses, will come down in| ja thousand-dollar aeroplane—the | Post says auto, but Jrrce is glad to! make the correction—to sell a bunch of bonds, while the son of the former will doubtless walk over from a public con- Each Bell station, no matter where located, is virtually the center of the system, readily connected with other stations, whether one or a thousand miles away. Only by such a universal system can a nation be bound together. @MERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES cer Atel Ia Salle (Cas) Scenes: that qupce Aloe to make is that : tain B, Franklin, Esq., Chicago’s Finest Hotel ee irene aermacn es shen Al ALWAYS {| sa}! GOOD THE ME OLD dust Observe for Yourself— Pronounced Individuality and a Flavor more satisfy. ig than “mere wordscan lescribe,areBlatzexclusive characteristics—so declare those whoreall character ‘and. table beer. — MILWAUKEE — THE FINEST BEER EVER BREWED VAL. BLATZ BREWING CO. MILWAUKEE i's Madison Streets Chicago that it was only a generation Hotel La Salle is already one of the famous hotels of the world irt sleeves to shirt sleeves. and excels all Chicago hotels in the elegance of its furnishings, Wise Words—It is a true, if old, the excellence of its cuisine and the thoroughness of its service. | saying that ‘‘United, we stand; divided, we fall."” Otto Bannard used the re- RA PES vised version when he said to the New’ York Republicans, “United, an army; Ross wah detest pet ee gaa divided, a mob, Let us not forget the ee ee he Parsons: efficiency of unity.” JupGE hopes that $5.00 Room with detached bath: $3.00 to $5.00 eden will be sustained this fall Room with private bath: $5.00 to $8. . : Tigers—Politics is said to make Two wee eer re strange bedfellows. Now that Presi- Poutbeneas| dent Wilson, of Princeton University, ‘ has been nominated for Governor by Suites: $10.00 to $35.00 per day | the Democrats of New Jersey, will the All rooms at $5.00 or more are Princeton Tiger and the Tammany same price for one of two persons. cleanses thoroughly, soothing and freshening the skin. Pears’ is pure soap of gentle character. Sold everywhere. Wanted at Once—Competent plum- Faq bers to install immunity bathrooms in legislative halls. 5 Sr sige Tiger lie down together? Center of Chicago’s Activities Brery, lover of =, good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. "G, Press Cutting Bareau will send ROMEIKE’ S Tite cspapercliopings whl