Judge — October 1, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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The Matter with Kansas. W. L. DOUCLAS Above the desk of a Topeka lawyer | HANosEWEO SHOES who doesn’t give a whoop for politics MEW'S $2.00, $2 80, 83.00, $8.50 4,00 & 8500 | hangs this sign, emblazoned in red let- WOMEY'S $3.50, 83 $3.50, $4 ters three inches = bigh: BOYS’ 32.00. $2.50 and $3.00 I, THE STANDARD FOR 30 YEARS They areabsolately the most palar and best shoes for ¢ price in America They are the leaders ever J becausetheyhald thett shape, fit better, look better and wear longer than other make: ‘Life in Kansas Is Just One Cam- paign after Another. —Kaneas City Journal. | The Returns in 1920. “Where are the women going to?” Said Files-on-Parade; They're going to vote, they're going to vote,” The big policeman said. | “What makes them look so fine, so fine?” Said Files-on-Parade, “They always dress up for the polls,’’| The big policeman said. “‘For the women are out voting, you ob- serve their brave array Mrs. Mackay is in violet voile Nand Mrs, Catt in gray; Mrs. Belmont wears taupe chiffon, Miss Milholland pink piqué— For they're out to cast their ballots in the morning! —Carolyn Wells, in L stamped on the bottom — value guaranteed. TAKE NO SUBSTITUTE? If your dealer Cannot supply you write for Mail Order Catalo LDduceas 1 173 Spark St.. Brockton, Mase The Alternative. “Tean’t pay this taxicab bill.” But take me to the poor- ti “TN pay it. *—Houston house and leave me there.’ Ripe ptelheal peg Chronicle, been an established fact that Wizard Repeating LIQUID PISTOL Witt stop the mont vietons pies cree le Perfectly aafe'to carry wi FASHION NOTES. Miss D'Arcy's going away dress. London Punch. Why? San Pas ma Luring the recent conclave of Knights as, Seti te Sate heey, Templar in Chicago, the hospitable and __| willingly helpful residents of the Illinois OF BRAINS |<ity wore a button inseribed: “Ask Me. Zed (| I Live Here.” GARS Unfortunately, it is reported, the question most commonly provok: y -MADE AP KEY WEST I— | this signal of kindnes "— San Francisco Argonaut. “HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE ,,,, “Sometime a P 34 ans 36 Bleecker Street This bread of yours, my de: "Heckman Street, New York contradiction of the laws of gravity.’ ‘Indeed ?”” “Yes. It’s as heavy as lead, but it VARICOSE VEINS, ° pap D LEGS, won't go down."’—Purple C Not Necessary. “If I were you,"’ said the doctor, ‘I ive up eating meat.’ ary,"" replied the pa- e got enough in the bank to pay your bill without having to econo- mize that way."’—Detroit Free Press, Matrimonial paper with ad- | In Eden. rich, poor, old. youne.| Lady (to her gardener ted “to Free: wonder you don’t get married. You've : got a fine house and a good wage. All you need is a wife. You know the first gardener that ever lived had a wife? 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From two (o three weeks must necestarily ie, ard before the first copy of JUOCE will reach any new subscriber, Second-class Mail Matter. romptly reported on BACK NUMBERS: CHANGE OF ADDRES the new address, and the Procrastination. “heard a tale the other day of a postponing chap, who thought he'd buy a wheel so gay, but—‘they will be cheaper, perhaps.’ And so he dallied year by year, the cheapest wheel to buy; but long before the cheapest gear, that yap he had to die! And eo, by putting off the day, we miss the wine of life; and some there are in just that way who thus will miss a wife! Get busy now, you timid swain, procrastinate no more, for time is surely on the wane, and you a bachelor! Some wait too long to make a pick of husband or a wife, and then some take a broken stick and make a mess for life.""—H. B. Benedict. THE SCALES-ROD FOR LAZY ANGLERS. —London Sketch. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated.