Judge — September 3, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE “Do It Now.” | wrnere perchance my footsteps stray, eo Near at home or far away, In New England or New York, In Chicago, Bath, or Cork, In the factory or store, i f Shouting out on every floor, Up the hall and down the line suggestions for Is this most annoying sign, “Do It Now!” arm E. Ef Every calling, every trade Gets the orders ready made; Office manager or clerk Sees it grinning on his work, Ever ready there to jog Charming ladies who stenog. Ancient, stale, and canned advice, Warming as a cake of ice— “Do It Now!"’ ‘CED TEA. Teed tea is not only improved, but made a most unusually delicious and sparkling summer drink by the addition of WHITE ROCK, thoroughly chilled, Cave-dwelles Life on the Farm. | A tribe of cave-dwellers has been dis- covered in Mexico. These people have | hi lived in caves for upward of five hun- dred years. Their caves are not pro-| ‘They're kicking because I ain’t got i th hot and cold water and open|no field of shredded wheat to show plumbing, like the apartments of the| 'em."—Kansas City Journal. modern flat-dweller, but they have more | room—the cave-dwellers don’t have to Why Men Go to Church. And to keep the fever heat sleep in folding beds. Moreover, when| ‘‘I like to go to church.”” He has hung where all may meet, a cave-dweller is ascending to his cave Why??? Do It Now! and meets the iceman, he doesn’t have| ‘Weil, it's comforting to see one q¢ jg no concern of mine to back down into the street and take a man keep so many women quiet for an jfow you cotton to this sign, itch until the iceman passes, Aj|hour."’—Chicago Ne now ae “ sign swite r E | Preaching at you near and far; But it gives my spine a jar When T see on every stump, Telling me to rise and hump, “Do It Now!’ It makes me hot! Positively I will not “'Do It Now!"* —Chicago Ne Some one who appears to think, | Were the world to pause and wink And a second to be lost, That too great would be the cost, That mankind was made to rush, Not to dent the yielding plush, dash of Abbott's Bitters, § stampa. C, W. Abbott & Co. The piauancy of a Sherbet is attained by using a imple by mail. 25 ets. in imore, Md. Social Horticulture. Cultivating friendship. Weeding out acquaintances, Sowing wild oats. Raking the servants over the coals. Looking after one’s stocks. Planting one’s foot down on extr: gance, Harrowing people with one’s ill tem- per. Digging up the coin.—Boston Tran- Love (In Parenthesis.) j In our little boat We drift and float | Under the sheltering trees, And I feel the flush Of her cheek’s warm blush, As it’s kissed (by the passing breeze). In our little canoe That was built for two, | Just two and not any more, | We loaf and love | (The stars above) | As we hug and hug (the shore). —VJohn K. LeBaren in Smart Set. The Favorite. He has no little parlor tricks To please the social bands— But near and far he’s popular, For he can clap his hands. —Buffalo Inquirer. * Ah, what power lies in a word !"" ‘one word from a woman once blighted my whole life."” Yes? Was it ‘No’? Yo. It was *Yes"!" yt JUST OBSERVE FOR YOURSELF — Pronounced Individuality and a Flavor more satisfy. ing than mere wordscan describe, areBlatzexclusive characteristics—so declare those whoreally appreciate character quality in table beer. — MILWAUKEE — THE FINEST BEER EVER BREWED VAL. BLATZ BREWING CO. MILWAUKEE ASK OR A. THECLUB, CAFE OR BUFFET INSIST _N “"BLATZ"* aaa ce seals every bottle of the exact Age, Proot and Quane Mty of whisk it Iw 'parlty: melowness and favs? comes enly trom perfect distil and perfect ageing. Ask for ie |Sunsy Brook Distillery Co, en oo Je JUDGE’S LIBRARY AUGUST NUMBER AT ALL NEWSSTANDS-TEN CENTS cave-dweller can eat a hearty meal in Honey in the Comb. his cave without taking up more space Little Robert, aged nine, had been in his cave ‘than he is entitled to. bathing in the Abenakis River all hen a visitor calls on the cave-dweller through the dog days. His liver was and blows into the speaking tube, the waterlogged and he was off his feed cave is not filled with a rush of wind mother, being anxious, asked, nd the pictures are not blown from the, ‘ould you eat honey in ‘the comb, walls. | Bob?’”? So, after all, there are some advan- The Yad lifted his big brown eyes to tages in living’ in caves as against liv- pig mother's face, and answered, j ing in flate.—Bosion Lost. ‘ould 12. Why, I could eat it in a hair brush.""—Blive Bull, Punishment To Fit Crime. “What do you think ought to be done with persons who give short weights in trade?” many fools there are on earth? “I think they ought to be given long ‘Yes; and there's always one more waits in jail.""—Baltimore American, \than you think."’—Sourire. Who Can It Be.? “Have you noticed, my friend, how In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. “I. W. HARPER” Whiskey “On Every Tongue” ALWAYS UNIFORM ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL! BERNHEIM DISTILLING CO. Incorporated LOUISVILLE, KY. 4\ Care) 140 ee,