Judge — August 6, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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To be within arm's reach of distant cities it is only necessary to be within arm’s reach of a Bell Telephone. It annihilates space and provides instantaneous com- munication, both near and far. There can be no boundaries to a telephone system as it is now understood and demanded. Every community is a center from which people desire com- munication in every direction, always with contiguous territory, often with distant points, Each individual user may any moment need the long ce lines which radiate from his local center. JUDGE p An exchange which is purely local has a certain value. If, in addition to its local connections, it has connections with other contiguous localities, it has a largely increased value. If it is universal in its connec- tions and inter-communications, it is indispensable to all those whose social or business relations are more than purely local. A telephone system which undertakes to meet the full re- quirements of the public must cover with its exchanges and connecting links the whole country, The Bell Telephone System annihilates space for the business man to-day. It brings him and any of his far-away social or business interests together. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES One Policy, One System, Universal Service. Light Touch means all-day speed—no mid-afternoon fatigue. It means more work from a given amount of energy— increased output—decreased cost of typewriting to the employer. Let us give you a demonstration of this and other Monarch advantages. THE MONARCH TYPEWRITER COMPANY Monarch Typewriter Building, New York Executive CrtSces: 300 Broadway, New York JUDGE'S ALPHABET FOR BASEBALL HUGHEY JENNINGS, OF THE DETROIT AMERICANS. oJ 3S for Hughey Jennings, ‘Who never downcast feels ‘Though things go wrong he'll shout " E-yah !"” And dance round on his heels. His Irish blood and auburn hair Are signs he will not quit. Old Hughey ‘ll yell encouragement ‘Til some one makes a hit. The Degeneracy of Joe Bailey. By WILLIAM J. LAMPTON. > THEY tell usin the papers, In language good and hard, And certainly convincing In every news regard, That Bailey, Joe, of Texas, Forgetting where he’s at, Has shot his late sombrero And wears a new silk hat. He held no consultation With friends at home, nor did He seek advice and counsel Before he got the lid; But of his own volition He done it, and to-day | A murmur sweeps through Texas | And rumbles down that way. Ten million long-horned cattle Decline their usual feed, And with a snort of horror Stand still and then stampede; The mules, among the cotton, Kick viciously and bray, And Texas farmers wonder How silk can stand for hay. The steady Texas statesmen, Unused to such display, Shed briny tears of sorrow And look the other way; The ghost of old Sam Houston Slips from its clammy grave And cries aloud that Bailey Is Fashion's The heart and soul and body Of Texas join as one Consolidated unit Against what he has done, And send a red-hot message To Joseph Bailey that He'll have to give up Texas Or wear a decent hat. Every lover of 2 good cocktail should call for Abbott's Bitters. Makes the best. First “Ade” to HE SMALL boy—Marmalade. The thirsty—Lemonade. ‘The maiden—Serenade. According to the Viewpoint. ~ J share | those trees! not a branch or stem! Woopman, Touch } Spare { In youth I met my wife In a hammock swung from them. A Sign. When a man boasts much about his high instep, it is a sign that he doesn’t worry much about the height of his forehead. Im a Pineh, use ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE.| In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. Always The Same Good old Best Hops — Choicest Malt —Brewed and Matured The BLATZ WAY Ask for It at the Clu! or Buffet INSIST ON ‘'BLATZ' Connceronvence Invireo Dinecr bd Pears “ Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win. One cake of Pears’ con- vinces. Sold all over the world. Wizard Repeating LIQUID PISTOL clop the most victone Moe Soe rears ftanmee of atags Fars and ‘Be ie Wieser Loads f i cartridges req an dealers, or ty Trail Se Rabbercovered Molter, 10 With Pistol, $Sc, Money-order or U. S. stamps No coins, Parker Stearns © Cas 16 sheiteld Aves Dept Paya, N-Y, PATENTS PRODUCE FORTUNES riage for yatenta, Rook on iad GREELEY & MeINTIRE, Patent Attorarye, Washia WIGS and TOUPEES LOMBARD BAMBINA CO. 113 Monroe St, Lynn, Mass. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE 2, 34 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Warehouse, 20 Beekman Street New York. ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER ROMEIKE’S Press Cotto ll send you sll newspaper clippings which may sngeee shout you, yout friends. o subj which you may want to be “ ical of impertance in the ug. jurope is searched. Terms. $5.0 for 100 notices. Henny RomEIe, 110-112 West 26tb ‘Street, New York. 7