Judge — April 2, 1910 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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A SUGGESTION. by CHARLES C. JONES ‘AIR woman wears a hat to-day /.) Of Chantecler design; Wr A rooster here and there, 4 { they say, ‘} Is counted very fine. — f.) It seems to me as scarce worth while Because they might, you %. know, Revive the Merry Widow style, And stage the whole blame show. A TRUE DEMOCRAT. &¢ JUDGING from the way you play whist, I would say that you are a Democr: “Why 80 2"” “Because you always do the wrong thing at the right time for your opponents !"" PLAY BALL! All of Johnny's “ aunts’? will soon Pass away like snow in June; Relatives will quickly creep In their holes to die like sheep— Leave it to the kid buffoon. THE RETORT COURTEOUS. «(J HATE to press this bill, Mr. Slowpay,’’ said the tailor, tak- ing a much wrinkled memorandum of accounts from his pocket, ‘* but’? “Oh, don’t bother, Snip,” said Slow- pay genially. “* You don’t need to press it—I don’t mind the wrinkles in it at all —fact is, I've got a dozen fresh copies of it at home already.”” yur often the man who strives to feather his nest finds it is all he can do to feather his wife's hat. SPRING SONG. By CC. 4. All the merry children shout it, Passing by the door; Right and left they go about it. I have suffered—do not doubt it!— Like to many more. Faith, we all come very near it Qn the way to school! Qh, 1 wonder can you hear it! Listen!“ r YOU WILL KNOW Brewery Bottling OF EVANS’ ALE BY THE Red= Black Label Go by the Label and you'll get perfection, Leading Dealers and Places. ; UBBERSET TRADE MARK Note the INSIDE STRUCTURE of a Rubberset Brush ‘See the cross section—each bristle sunk deeply into a bed of hard, vulcanized rub- ber. A patented process of construction that defies destruction. Prices 25¢ Upward to $6.00 at Dealers Everywhere and Barbers RUBBERSET COMPANY, Laboratories Newark, N. J. 25e the tube of 100 shaves, Berset Shaving Cream—the luxuriant healing lathe THE CORRECT MEASURE. “ T want to get a swell belt for a lady friend."" What length ?” | —I don’t know—just let me have one the length of my arm ; it fits her waist snug." THE CURLS OF MY CHILDHOOD. With all fy ERLE GREINER ‘OW dear to my heart are the curls of my childhood, When memory’s working recalls them to me, How often I've ranted, and thought how I wild would Go, if there were issued “ no cutting ’” decree; And now would I sing with great gladness forever, If only those curls were upon my bald head; There is nothing of mine I would not deliver, If only of me no such truth could be said: His head is as smooth as the top of a table That 's polished to shine as a light to the last; ‘The hair that he owns is completely a fable; The glory that crowned him is all of the past. Dear days of my childhood, the curls that I owned JUDGE'S FAVORITE. 1 apotogics.) then, The curls that have gone and have left me so sad; Sweet curls of my childhood, the way that I moaned when The roots all departed of curls I once had. CECIL KERN, IN “MADAME X." NEW AMSTERDAM THEATER. ‘When we observe your beauty And of your playing sing, Apologies to Hamlet— You 're surely just the thing. POMOLOGICAL ARITHMETIC. 1 Peach+1 Lemon=1 Pear. ‘North Dakota=2 Lemons. Some charity begins in rocking chairs. comicbooks.com