Judge — March 5, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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The banker. the lawyer, the engineer, the contractor, the business man has a hurry call to Chicago. He is busy in New York. Daylight is precious. appointment for the next The telephone at his elbow makes the morning. The Pennsylvania Special bridges the space during the night and he greets his western associate bright and early, after an evening of relaxation and a mght of repose. He ha and may start on his return in the afternoon. five hours at his disposal in the western. metropolis, Luncheon on the train and dinner and another comfortable night. A bath and breakfast on the train and then to the office by the ume the mail is delivered. Five Hours in Chicago Only One Business Day Missed in New York ‘This is the climay of expedition. Many men take advantage of this exceptional train service every week— some twice a week. It isn’t fatiguing, On the contrary it is recreative, because the train is specially equipped to provide the comforts and conveniences of a man’s club. The PENNSYLVANIA SPECIAL (18 hours between New York and Chicago) is THE BUSY MAN’S OPPORTUNITY It leaves New York every day, West 23rd Street Station PLM. Desbrosses and Cortlandt Streets 4.00 P. M.. Hudson ‘Verminal 4.05 P.M. and arrives Chicay On the return trip it leaves Chicago ? 45 York 9.45 A.M. Madison Square” will secure reservations a next morning. arrives New A velephone call “1 bring the tickets by messenger. JUDGE’S LIBRARY March Number 10c. ALL NEWSDEALERS in honor of his >| ars’ SMOKERS’ NUMBER Watch the next issue and you will catch a few whiffs of what is going to bein thisnumber. 2 @ 2 A soft, white skin gives charm to the plainest fea- Pears’ Soap hi sage of beauty for every woman who values a clear Place your order early of your complexion. newsdealer won't have a copy for Sold wherever stores ate found. you. FoR MEN 1G Gare "MADE AT KEY WESTS= OO. inne In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. On March 19th JUDGE ie 10c. Smoking Jacket HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS IGARS PAPER WAREHOUSE A WARNING. Among the boys ot Amherst, Burges Johnson, formerly an editor of Jupa: is known as Deacon Stebbins, of Pel- ham, Each year the “*Deacon’’ goes to the alumni banquet in New York with a poem in his hip pocket. Here is the “Deacon's” latest warning: “But don't go around a-braggin’ that Amherst’s jest fer man, Don’t scorn coeducation and smile at Wesleyan; But be humble "bout that blessin’ and never once ferget It's only cuz the lightnin’ ain't chanced ter hit us y If the fair sex gits a notion that they’re forcibly deprived Of a thing that men folks cherish, then our peace would be short-lived. When you deal with outraged feelin’s, | argyments is sure to fall. Common sense agin emotion never stands no show at all. When a woman's after suthi takes the job in hand, She kin bring to bear a pressure men ain't gifted tew withstand. What's five thousand male alumni, what's a few mere male trustees, In a land whose worshiped women wed exactly as they please? Of the colleges abaout us, some hev fallen here and there, And the one protection left us, I’m afraid, is silent prayer. "and she JUMPING AT CONCLUSIONS. John Mitchell, in speaking of thr striking shirt-waist makers, said at the Colony Club, in New Yor! “Opponents to the strike show a ludi- ignorance of these young girls. rather incline to regard these girls as the young lady regarded the miners’ excursion. off Atlantic City, a coal barge J, and the storm washed great quantities of coal up on the white sand. “Two young ladies came down from ple hotel and strolled up and down the beach. “Dear me!" said th lifting her white . ‘Where does all this coal come from? ‘There was a miners from Carbondale, Pa., yesterday,’ her companion replied, ‘and I believe most | of the miners bathed." ”” | HARD ON THE OYSTERMAN. It was the custom of Senator Jones, of Nevada, during the free silver days, to make rather long speeches on the money question. The Senator regaled the Senate one ith the history of money from the earliest days until the doctrine of Bry teen toone. He went ‘way back to flood times and traced the his- tory of the various mediums of ex- nge, their development and changes from the days of barter to the days of gold and silver. attention of the Senate is| * he said, in the course of the| speech, ‘to the fact that at one time| the medium of exchange was oyster shells. Oyster shells were used for elightful!"* broke in the late Sen- ator Hoar, of Massachusetts. ‘‘If that system only prevailed now, we could, order half a dozen oysters on the half! shell and pay for them with the ishells.’” Celebrated Hats Spring Styles NOW ON SALE 178-130 Fifth Av. 567 Sth Av. | 131 Broadway ica nel Msi Philadelphia 914 Chestnut St. Accredited Agencies in Alt Principal Citles of the World Philip Morris oe Cigarettes They’re a ripping good sort of a smoke. CAMBRIDGE 25¢, AMBASSADOR 35¢, regular size dinner size “The Little Brown Box"* and atthe same time. aot pete «Orinar . IT IS MORE THAN SOAP BUT COSTS NO MORE It should be used for every urgone of leaning in toilet Se at Your Gr Grocer’s LEVER BROS. CO Cambeidee, Stas, comicbooks.com