Judge — February 5, 1910 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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“An inany people. But he does not average American knows always know where they are. He has a thousand friends and acquaintances. Where are they at this particular moment? He can be sure of some of them—perhaps adozen. But he wants to locate one or more of the others. The Bell system enables him to reach them. If he finds his friend at home, or in his place of business, he talks with him at once. If helearns. that his friend is in some other town the Bell System will furnish the connection. Cities are larger than they used to be. Men know and need to know more people. Yet the need of keeping in touch is as great as ever. Without Bell service there would be hopeless confusion, The range of the telephone is | not confined to one town or one community. It is not satisfying simply to learn that a man is out of town; through the Long Distance Service of the Bell S tem he may be reached wherever he is. The Bell Service extends to all communities. It reaches the mill- ions of American people. One in twenty is a Bell subscriber. The other nineteen can be found, be- cause Bell service is universal service. The telephone does more work for less money than any other servant of mankind. There is economy as well as efficiency in one system, one policy, universal service. Every Bell Telephone is the Center of the System. AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND TELEGRAPH COMPANY AND ASSOCIATED COMPANIES standard hygienic } ) The (| | used all over the world—the | | soap ard of the home. It and disinfects at } safe-g the Toilet ans Use it for and Shampoo. same tity } Bath Sc at your grocer LEVER BROS. CO.. CAMRRI HALF THE COST OF IMPORTED Of the Six Ameri- Champagnes ited, Great Western was the Only One Awarded the Gold Medal at Paris Exposition, 1900. <= Your Grocer or Dealer ‘Can Supply You Sold Everyichere Pleasant Valley Wine Co. Rheims, N.Y. Otdeat and Largest Champagne House in America JUDGE PUBLISHED WEEKLY ev LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY 225 Firty Avenue, New Yous WASTE-BASKET NUMBER. WITH the single excep- tion of this column, Jupce for this week is edited by contributors. Even the regular editorial | page is given to an expres- sion of their views. Au- thors have so long said that editors rejected their fun-! niest jokes, that JupcEe thought it was time to give them an! opportunity to offer their wares to the public. When the idea of such a number was suggested to William J. Lampton, he replied, ‘‘ The idea is a good one if you will carry it to its logical finish; that is, publish whatever any writer-humorist will send to you over his signature. But if you still assume the editorial prerogative of ‘swatting’ the manu- script, what's the good of sending any-| thing? Of course, if an author sends inore than one thing, and by that at- cempts to unload on you, you can send hack the surplus; but one thing at least you must take."’ This is exactly what the editor of Junce has done. The case now govs before the court of public opinion. What is your verdict? For the best letter received, JupcEe offers a prize of five dollars, A second prize of three dollars and a third prize of five three months’ subscriptions to Jupce will be awarded for the next six best letters. Everybody is eligible to vote, whether subscribers to JupGE or not. One can vote on both sides of the question, as prizes are awarded on the merits of the letter. Authors, however, must not stuff the ballot box. VALENTINE NUMBER Out next week, Along with the com- ical sentiments of the day will be a serious one worth framing. It is drawn by James Montgomery Flagg and is in full color. Don’t forget the combina- tion for Valentine night: MISS MUDG: HOME-MADE FUDGE, VALENTINE JUDGE. Mothers will find Mrs. Winstow’ rap the best remedy for their children. 's Soothing S; ‘5c a bottle. In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. It will be appreciated. LAP Poy sey 2 Mics “The Little Brown Bex’ Philip Morris sil = Ciearettes Good? Well, rather. Pears’ “A scowling look is al- together unnatural.” All the features of Pears’ Soap are pleasing. A nat- urally good soap for the complexion. ‘Sold by the cake and in boxes. MAILED Boat and Engine Book Fre Jast like a 30-Footer Do-ot think o Bering Lavach or meh te Vete L C. T. WRIGHT ENGINE CO. 1002 Canal Street, Greenville, Mich. FO! OF BRAINS 25 ( \GARS -MADE AT KEY WEST HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Nos. 32, 34 and % Bleceker Street Branch Warehouse, 3) Beekman Street, New Yor ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER AMBITIOUS AGENTS will find in our tube form fod flavors (saving 8) a remarkable and unlimited 0>- portunity to build a bis, profitable and permane it business. Write for term: make dollars by investigati & Co. Stuart Block, Newark, New York. MORE FUN than a barrel of MONKEYS. "Alpha® RUBBER TACKS »\. Se RKER, STEARSS & 0. 296 sbettid roatly 5-7 comicbooks.com