Judge — January 15, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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1 Undecber ls Bese Ask for it at the res- taurant—keep it in the house. Finest cordial and Sold Everywhere, LUYTIES BROTHERS, U.S Agents, New York, LAUGH WITH Sis Hopkins j == HER OWN BOOK January Number 10c—AT ALL NEWS-STANDS—10c HOTEL Fireproof Tampa, Florida j Management of Fifth | David Lauber I Y Winter Season December 1st, 1909 to | April roth, 1910. In the midet of a most wonder- Cli shell roads. Ne Storms or Fogs on the West Coast Information and Booklet for the asking. Address Tampa Bay Hotel, ‘or any Agent Seaboard Air Line, Atlantic Coast Line, Souths {also Mallory, Savannah and ines. insignia | 4 have been sajodged ty the be ail the exclusive prope TAMPA BAY Liqueur Peres Chartreux | The original and genuine Chartreuse has alwa ig made by the Carthy pal <F hie (ihe Monks oduct iy nowadays Lnuwa a3 \Co.r4s Hiroadway, New V Sole Agents for United States. Cowrrs ORS must include a stamped and promptly reported on postal card or by letter. BACK NUMBERS : Present year, 10 cents per — ——— | BY WAY 0} THE INCOME TAX AGAIN. I plies that Jupce is “resorting to un- truthful and insin- cere arguments’ about the income tax. To quote from the Commoner: “When an editor argues that all in- comes will ever be included in any in- come tax, he proves himself knowingly dishonest in his argument.’’ In all the cartoons that Jupce has published on this subject, special emphasis has been laid upon the fact that the proposed in- jeome tax will be on all incomes over |$1,200, Jupce is at a loss to under- stand how Mr. Bryan, who has such an | eagle eye for the dollar everywhere else, should have overlooked this $1,200 which Jupce has so prominently fea- tured. While others have “‘ untruthfully and insincerely'’ argued that the tax would be only on the rich, Jupce has “truthfully and sincerely"? sought to impress upon his readers just what this $1,200 income to be taxed meant. It means that the man who receives $1,200 from wages or investments, either from each or from both, must be taxed. A man may be getting only $800 a year salary, but if he receives $400 more from real estate, mortgages, ete., he must pay the tax. In this $1,200 the man who owns his own home must figure the amount he would pay for rent. Jupce believes that when the truth is known about the income tax, the Amer- ican people will promptly veto the same. Let all the truth be known about this proposed tax—the whole truth and nothing but the truth, Every lover of a good cocktail should insist that Abbott's Bitters be used in making it; insures your getting the very best. | |clubs in the United States. THE SECRET OUT. Representative Hobson is reported in the press as declaring that liquor had | never touched his lips. He must have read in his younger days that ‘‘pathetic little ballad’ entitled, ‘‘The Lips That | i Touch Liquor Shall Never Touch Mine." | ‘The contents of Juve. are protected b bt in both the Vniter 8 Stan ‘and Great Britain. | 7 at include if coprignig ah, ith all manuscripts, otherwise ‘as the new address, and the ledger number on their wrapper. N HIS little paper which he calls the Commoner, William Jennings Bryan im- | Joliet. JUDGE is published weekly by the LELSIE-JUDGE COMPANY ‘205 Fifth Avenue, New York City Western Apventisinc Orvice 1196-7 Marquette Building, Chicago, Ill. One year, or $2 numbers $5.00 Six months, ce 25 pumbers - + 2 Thirteen weeks - - 125 | | = _ | New York, or by express or post local check which are at a discount in | eles, and Mexico. Te dd $1.00 a year. i EUROPEAN SALES-AGENTS— International Company, Bream's Building, at Lane. ent nz, German envel return of the latter when found unavailable eannot be guaranteed. If Jupce cannot be found at any news-stand, the publishers will be under obligations if that fact be copy ; 1908, 20 cents ; 1907, 30 to three weeks mi From two Siapee before the chamge-can bs mate, nnd betare the Arve copy of JUDGE will reach any Dew subscriber E jubscribers w sign change of adresa shoul rive the ld. aswell | __ CHANGE OF ADDRESS: Subscribers when ordering a change i 4 i jabseriptions in adv draft on | Subseriptions payable ance by draft ats jew York | © free in the United States, its dependen- erga tren 9 Canadian Provinces add 30 fonts a year for postage ; to all foreign countries ypera, Paria; IMPERIAL EXTRA DRY CHAMPAGNE F COMMENT. NO HARM DONE. a chum in Boston lately. Yale game.” THE OLD-TIME RELIGION. At a meeting of Chicago ministers, Bishop John H. Vincent, of the Metho- dist Episcopal Church, advocated a re- turn to the faith of our forefathers. The bishop's subject was, ‘A Sane Sab- bath Program,’’ and the speech was an earnest plea to give up theatrical dis- plays in the church. “Too much symbolism weakens faith,” said the bishop. ‘Our congre- gations come to cur churches as mil- iners’ and tailors’ dummies rather than modestly garbed as they should be.’” PEN POINTS. THE LULLABY, according to the Norwich Sun, is responsible for mony a kid-napping. ‘‘So is the sand- man,”" adds the Oneonta Star. It takes a lot of diplomacy to over- come the effects of @ woman's mirror. Acynie philosopher recently remarked that a sash ona pretty girl was worth two in the window. This one is from the Philadelphia | Record: “Lots of men talk big about | settling the affairs of the nation when| they don’t even settle with the butcher | and the grocer." | | A new club—said to be an English| importation—has been founded, in which members are known by number. 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