Judge, 1910-01-01 · page 15 of 16
Judge — January 1, 1910 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising and editorial page** from Judge magazine's New Year's edition (evident from the decorative "Happy New Year" header with the number 1910). The main content includes: 1. **"Chucked!" poem**: A humorous short verse about a man offering his umbrella to a woman on a rainy street, who rebuffs him—a light romantic joke typical of the era. 2. **Advertisements**: The page is dominated by ads for products including Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey, Blatz beer, Club Cocktails, and French Lick Springs resort. These reflect early 20th-century consumer culture. 3. **Minor humor pieces**: Brief monologues and quips about barbers and libraries provide filler content. **Historical context**: The ads reveal what affluent readers valued—premium alcohol, luxury resorts with "healing waters," and gentlemanly refinement. The magazine itself, published in New York, targeted educated, upper-class readers with disposable income. There is no significant political satire on this particular page.
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JUDGE is Published Weekly by the LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York City Weste Apvertisine Orr 1136-7 Marquette Building, Chicago, Il. = $00 Thirteen weeks = a ey Subseriptions payable in advance by draft on New York, or by express or postal order, not by loca: cheeks which are at a dus York Ci Postage free in the U: dependencies, and Mexico. To Canadian Provinces add 60 cents 1. Chancery Lane, B.C. de COpera, Paris; Saarbach's News Exchan( jermany, protected by copyright in both the United Si reat Britain. aL ‘stamped and self-addressed envelope with all manuscripts, otherwise t, Ve | ranteed. i = ishers will be under obligations if that fact be j ate r_Ocents per copy: 1918, 2) cents; 1907, 0 cents, ete. | - dbsctibers when ordering a change of addresa should give the old as well Ieiger number on their wrapper. From two to three weeks must necessarily SE be made, and before the first copy of JUDGE will reach any new subscriber. York. CHUCKED! —~ |} One day I walked down Chapel Street, ‘Sweet miss, with cheeks of rosy red, 4 yo0 The rain was falling fast, With eyes so flashing gay, nmay |] When quickly, without looking back, May I, and my umbrella, too, | | A pretty maiden passed. Help you upon your way? for |) She carried no umbrella small With icy glances did she stare | _ To shield her on her way ; From out her eyes of blue. | So with a geaceful manner I “I thank you for your offer kind. had- || "Did speak without delay. | Th’ umbrella, thanks, will do.”” a | ~—Yale Record. a, z * reer | v a MULTIPLY - THE BEST MATERIAL MONEY Ask for lt at the Club, Cafe or ] CAN BUY BY TIME, PATIENCE, Insist on “Blatz”* =s CADE AND EXPERIENCE, ADD — oc. c PURITY, MATURITY, QUALITY im| VAL. BLATZ BREWING CO., MILWAUKE ‘AND FLAVOR—THE RESULT IS = = = = HUNTER | == BALTIMORE == J : RYE THE AMERICAN GENTLEMAN'S y aac , WHISKEY d == paper f : 5, al SQLs seam J French Lick Springs ® oe = ual Is an all year round resort, famed for its MONOLOGUE CHARLEY ON BARBERS. | healing waters and the out of door attrac- A barber’s job is sure to be a steady | tions of its climate and scenery. The one. It is impossible to cut hair off thousand acres of natural park, walks, drives, and on. golf and other outdoor amusements are charm- | A barber's remarks are always to the e u 5 | point—the interrogation poin Q ing any season. Hotel is modern in every . It is the bald barber who invariably respect, affording accommodations for 700 “All the world knows the inner work- Guests, with home comforts; all sleeping apart- |ings of a barber shop. Everybody is ments are outside rooms, light and airy. The next some time or other. . winter climate, while crisp and bracing, is dry, Frequently barbers have double chins, + both of which are devoted to conversa. sunny and thoroughly enjoyable, and a stay of two or four weeks | tion. —Purple Cow. will prove very beneficial. | FRENCH LICK SPRINGS WATERS possess medicinal | piathers ya tnd Mrs. Winslow's Seething Syrup properties unequalled for the treatment of stomach, liver, bowel and kidney diseases. PLUTO CONCENTRATED SPRING WATER is recommended by Physicians everywhere and sold at all Drug Stores in half pint and quart bottles, costing 15¢ and 35c, Write for booklet giving full information con- cerning the hotel, waters, etc. senha ve French Lick Springs | en I meet yor the dance, eer Count myself tenfold more wise; Hotel Co. At all good dealers. For I read volumes with a glance ‘THOMAS TAGGART, Pres. FRENCH LICK, INDIANA Into your laughing, roguish eyes; G. F, HEUBLEIN & BRO. Hartford = New York London And when I hear your dresses swirl, ON THE MONON AND SOUTHERN RAILWAYS I rather like a five-foot girl. | —4arvard Lampoon. | I In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. The most perfect hand-mixed drink you've ever tasted could never have the fine, fall, mellow favor of a CONCERNING LIBRARIES. A five-foot shelf is very well, If that is what one most desires; For in a little space may dwell ‘The wisdom that a sage inspires. Oh, yes, he well may pride himself Who owns a learned five-foot shelf. re cach measured to exact propor CLUB COCKTAILS make jormand a more delightful any made-by-guesswork be. Jost strain through cracked ice and serve. comicbooks.com,