Judge — January 1, 1910 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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If interested in beautiful art prints, we shati be glad to send handsome circular on request. LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY lions per annum?” New York) oineius Inishman—“Indade it 225 Fifth Avenue - - - For Liquor and Drug Using A xcientifie: remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 30 yean. At the following Keeley Institutes : white NOY. Pittebane. Pa 4218 Finth Ave, Providence. 1 Kanaas City, Moy Atlanta, Ga. England Grand Raplda, eb In answering advertisements please mention JUDGE. 8 Tip 0 4 ished, and she asked George to fetch ssa se 0 $130 it) ROUGH ON THE BOY. WELL-KNOWN come- dian was ‘‘starring’’ at a music hall in a large town, when he heard from a friend that the son of the landlady where he id taken rooms was going round the town stating that the star was not worth going to see, The comedian went home and called the landlady and said, ‘‘ Madam, you would not like me to and in the next town I went to tell my friends that were likely to visit you that your rooms were bad. Well, your little boy has made a statement that I am no use as a star, and I should lik u to take him to task for it. Pleas: don’ t hit him, but speak to him sternly and s The landlady waited till the boy’s father came home from work and told him about it. The father gave the boy a sound thrashing and sent him to bed, went that night to the hall to see the come- dian act, returned home, woke the boy up, and apologized to him. A MATTER-OF-FACT LOVER, They were engaged to be married. She was warm and romantic; he was a matter-of-fact solicitor. The other ening he took her to the theater, and | when the stage lover pressed his burn- ing lips to the lily-white cheek of the poor but henest heroine, and seemed to murmur passionate words of love into her coral ear, she whispered, “George, dear, do you t really saying something nice?” No, Florrie,"? answered George, with a grin; say that if she puts the enamel on so thick again, he will complain to the manager, as it comes off when he kisses her and spoils the vermilion on his ruby Then the poetry of the situation van- her some chocolates. HIS NAME ON PROGRAM. At a church school, once upon a time, when a concert was being held, the choir was on the program to sing an anthem, and their place was designated by the single word, ‘‘ Anthem.’’ The man who was master of cere- . a high-toned, pompous individ- ‘ual of the old school, when he came to that part of the program, announced, in a dignified way, “Mr. Anthem will now favor us.’” THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE. 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