Judge — November 6, 1909 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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uae SOME HALLOWEEN SUGGESTIONS. in West Cohasset, Ga., ina blind bite at the floating pippin, bit a hole in the bottom of the tub, flooding his hostess’s drawing-room eqiCIRICAL SuPpy, &5 ALLOWEEN is unquestionably the night when ghosts are supposed to walk; but donot fail, if atall, white specter turns up in your bedroom and begins gather- ing up your loose change, silver bureau fixings, and your watch, toask him for his union card. It might »pen that he was not a ghost, after all, buta nt of Sing Sing. ling great care must be taken in the han- dling of Halloween ghosts, It is true that ghosts are not subject to mortal ills, and they do not suffer any more from having a telegraph pole run through them than a pin-cushion suffers when it is punctured by mother's hat-pin; but they are sensitive creatures, and it is just as well to avoid punching them in the diaphragm and other selected spots until you have itely ascertained that they like that sort of thing. A scientific investigation into the statement that if you look into a mirror at midnight on Hallow- cen you will see the face of your future husband re- cted in its depths fails to show that there is any foundation in fact for this superstition; but it is true beyond all ques- tion that any young gitl who looks into a hand-glass at any time be- tween six p.m. and midnight of this par- ticular evening will find reflected there the face of her future husband's wif The pranks of Halloween are some- timesrough, and boys particularly should remember not to ex- ceed the speed limit. It is a harmless va- gary to remove your neighbor's gate from its hinges, but any attempt to take the steepleoff the Baptist church and place iton the top of the town hall is regarded as a highly lawless pro- ceeding. Nor is it proper to pull a well inside out and leave it standing like a tower in front of the club, or to transfer a public garage to the site of the Carnegie library. When bobbing be sure to p cool. Properly ed, apple bing is as nd harmless sort of a pastime, but th have been times when people playing it have become so excited as to swallow the apple whole, with results; bob isastrous and one young man NIGHT AN ORCHARD CONFIDENCE, J know if Pam ripe, si the apple It depends Til tell you tru If it's pleasure ye M “GEE! HERE'S WHERE I THROW AWAY MY CRUTCH.” and getting his own feet so wet that he was laid up with the influ- enza for seven weeks. If pumpkins are scarce in your neighborhood, a very acceptable jack o' lantern can be made of an old suitcase—a yellow one preferred—with a kerosene-oil lamp in- side of it. This must not be taken indoors, however, unless your house is thoroughly covered by insurance and its other contents are entirely removed. If there huppe: to be in your town a man whose face dis- pleases you, Hallow: cen is probably the best night in the year for hitting: it with a stocking full of white flour; but, in doing this, do it not _beeause you dis- like the face, but be- you think it an amusing. thing, to do. A many things are pardoned sion of this cause of the spirit of cause on your scuard against wite es on Halloween, ially those with dark-blue eyes, cher- ry lips, and dimples in their rosy cheeks. They are very dan- ou! and an en- counter with one of them has of! known to giv heart troub rest of his d. n been aman RIDERS THE CALL OF THE WILD. arms that beat the frantic air. air of eyes that gleam or gloat or glare, voices wild that seream and yell and swear Football— that’ T N THE Marathon of public interest the Pole has left Africa hopelessly in the rear.