Judge — October 9, 1909 — page 4: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE'S FAVORITE, LAURETTE GAYLOR, IN “THE BU When the show at last is ov n such esteem. © OPIY.. These glow- * after supp , at bait at night ANALYSIS. was charming —so much f a triplicate similarity did they that he did not know betwe to a wise old m his troubles t ach house wise old man, “There is.’ “And what doe: meralda say wh clock strikes elever ** And wi ys the clock is just right." does Evang , ays the clock is is no need for further that really ine | evidence. Evang is the one loves you.’ - WOMAN owns her own pari is common prop |. but a rty. man’s umbre' uae NOTES FROM THE EDITORIAL SANCTUM. ISS BEATRICE SPARERIB, M the editor of ‘* Hints to the .ovelorn,"’ lost his corncob this week while ng his whiskers : is no clew, but Madam editor of the “Beauty Dep is under jon, as he is an inveterate he was trimmed. suspi smoker. The religious editor, who was pinched last week while out joy-rid- ing in another man's automobile, got off with a warning from the court; but, as it is his third offense, no leniency will be shown in the future, The financial editor, who has re- cently been very busy predicting the stock market and advising those who have money to invest, lost his piano last week for non-payment of the installments, and his wife talks of starting suit for non-support. The city editor got lost last Tuesday five blocks from the office and was located later by the police while studying a map of the city in a corner drug-store, trying to find his way bac! The sporting tor has been d to give up his Sunday-school class on account of ill health, and the y editor is covering the ball 4 and prize fights temporarily, in addition to his regular work. Our culinary expert, Madam Uneeda, has been made defendant in a divorce proceeding brought by her hus! at he is tim of chronic indigestion ¢ his marriag uphemia de “ Mothers’ Dep is tired of being. a tracted sinc: Miss editor of the ment," says he Jor and hopes to sers ye up an acquaintance with some mari THE WAIL OF THE UMBRELLA. wat ean FOILED, Roger Throckmorton Marry me, or I shall th Keatrice Duck. no terrors for me ow you are in my power you over the cliff!” jf you not. Yon water has able young woman while on his vacation at Long Branch. De Lancey Montgomery, the dramatic critic, who has been writing a series on his personal ob- servations of the new plays now being produced in London, expects to be absent from the office for the first time in a year next Thursday, when he will enjoy his annual vacation at Coney Islan¢ We regret to announce that Professor Germ, the eminent specialist who has been conducting the “* Health Department” of this paper for sev- eral years, is taking an extended course at asant- tarium for acute dyspepsia, but will contribute occasional articles on proper dicting. A COMPARISON. $ got the whooping cough And Willie's got the mumps, Mary has the chicken-pox And mother’s in the dumps. sick O° course we kids feel prett ugh to burst ye surprised a bit If mother felt the worst. +