Judge, 1909-09-11 · page 14 of 16
Judge — September 11, 1909 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily an **advertisement and contest results compilation** rather than satirical cartoons, though it contains brief humorous content. **Key elements:** 1. **"Aunt Jemmy's Wisdom"** — A series of folk sayings attributed to a Black female character using dialect ("ain't pos'ble," "dat bride"). This reflects early 1900s **racist stereotyping** presenting Black vernacular speech as comical homespun philosophy. The jokes themselves are mild observations about marriage and human nature. 2. **"A Fulton Song" and "Nor Ours Either"** — Brief joke items with minimal satirical content. 3. **"City Puzzle Contest" results** — The page announces winners of a puzzle contest from Judge's July 24, 1909 issue, listing prize recipients across the country. 4. **Advertisements** — For Bromo-Seltzer (headaches), Hoffman House hotel, Santal Capsules (asthma), and other products typical of the era. The page serves primarily as a **results announcement and advertising vehicle** rather than presenting political satire or commentary.
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AUNT JEMIMY’S WISDOM. ay hit ain't pos'ble to buy hap- : t some wimmin comes mighty nigh it when dee's buyin’ clo’es, Don’ swalluh yo" pride onless you is sartain yo" digestion is all right. Dat bride is mighty forchinate dat ies de bes’ man at huh e De hus! it when his wife expresses a wish he's got to stan’ fuh presage. fn @ man proposes to a ri his knees hits bekase he hopes she's gwinter sot him on his feet. De big man ain't allus de one what ‘complishes mos De cow's big but she ain't nevuh ke r'a some folks dit’ slow but suah; en dar’s some dat’s jes’ slow, De bes’ motto fuhde ma’ied man is suah you is right en den ax yo’ wife, jeatle Ferrejadby us Write for Nake ‘See Lirce magasine advertiseouents. A FULTON SONG. a song of sail-ship: ‘a mouse, 1'lLallus look on de bright si naman's allus gotter back up a int wid a bet hits a suah sign he tomed to tellin’ de trufe rs and fears ¢ nwich gave it nit homews De fust chile mothuh de diffunce en won't powuh, ‘ain't allus well to trus’ de up wid de | He mout kep’ de lark up all night. When hit comes to a long life de black sheep's got de fatted calf skint a mile, Ef you don’ git de bettuh uv yo'se'f looks laik somebody else will. —Goud Housekeeping. greeting Alonstth BT cats betwixt will powuh | NOR OURS EITHER. gentler fined as 0 pain."* hen my dentist is no gentle: Boston Transeript, COLLEGE Be} 64, anotherZhole. BROMO~ SELTZER CURES 9 HEADACHES 255, & & $190 Bottles. THE PROSPECT. First disquated politician—** Whe ‘you suppose this temperance koing to leave our candidate? Second digusted politician ‘aid it will leave him high and Kaltimore American, THE SUMMER CAPITAL. 3 done nothing Put Iteverly on A SOCIAL DISTINCTION. Pat—"An' the devil chafin’ dish?” Whist! Ut hat's got into society xeript, Magnificent New Hoffman House Mavis squ aie phwat fryin’ Boston 7 Trecording: con- Page Page —Bostun Transcript. Assistant librarian AWARDS City Puzzle Contest (See Issue of Judge for July 24th, 1909) A. A-CADDAGAN * tneretoe COLORS 1. Baltimore 2. Boston 3. New Orleans mad. | | | | ‘ | ‘The award of the Junce for July 24th, 1 FIRST PRIZE $5.00 | Awarded to Louise H, Font, Baltimore, Md. SECOND PRIZE $1.00 Awarded to each of the following: Dean Wol Michael J. Ma. John Wehman, Mra. J. Byrn Mrs. It. M. Mont. tte, by Jenks HER BUOY Brooklyn, N. Y. Cambria; ee R Iehrist, Because of the l THIRD PRIZE A year's subscription to JUDGE'S LIBRARY ach of the fe Eureka, c Ww Awarded to 1 Jon In Your College Golors Send in your t, with Wy amd colors: e Kan. Willis . Vhilip C. JUDGE CO. PNy. . New York Irooklyn, N.Y. I. Wentworth, Winterton, LESLIE In answering advertisements pl e in accordance with the conditions printed in is ax follows: 4. Fall River 5. Richmond 6. Great Western Champagne je A. T. Mallett, Newport News, rson, Seattle, “Wash. FOURTH PRIZE. A year’s subscription to JUDG QUARTERLY. Awarded to each of the following: Sophie B. Harper, Richmond, Va. I ef, New York, N. Y. , New York, N. Y. fferson Barracks, David S. L y Richard Conring, San Antonio, Tex. ck, Wilkes-Barre, Pa y, Brooklyn, S Clinton, Buffalo, N.Y. T. A. Funk, Decatur, Il. + Lippman, Brooklyn, N. Y. FT wgton, Ind. oklyn, N.Y ASTHMA CURED Expert Medical Scientists Announce Starting Results Obtained by Senpine SANTAL CAPSULES Press Cul ROMEIKE’S anpear about you, th HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE 2, 24 and 36 Bleecker Street Branch Ware ALL RINDH OF GET MARRIED": wernt of ob yout ‘caled, Free