Judge — September 11, 1909 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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(: Humor of the Magazines MABEL. ABEL has a laughing eye— Oh, the mischief in following story of a ! TO REMIND HI A Cleveland man, who v in Hants, England, last year, tells the nny Scot, a beadle, whose habit it is to show tour- Who'd not love to look ists the remains of the abbey in his and lie In it every minute? Mabel lip— Oh, the red that wreathes there! Who'd not be the words that slip, (Or the breath she breathes, there? Mabel has a dainty ear— Ob, the dearness of it! Who'd not have it very n Like the flower above it? Mabel has a darling foot— Oh, the way she trips it! Who'd not love to be the boot That this moment clips it? Mabel has a lissome waist— Oh, the grace that molds it! Who'd not be the belt that’s placed Round it, and that holds it? Oft and oft she smi ssh How she loves me! But, you see, Lam just her mirror. ~-The Century Magazine, ENTER THE HUSBAND. Lawrence J. Anhalt, busi ger for David Warfield, brings in from story of the m lodrama, in one nd enters one door an in- swered the boy. stant after an admirer of his wife has jis exit from another. rk in one city the mana ced that one r that husb: to catch thi be on hand to what happens,'’-- Lippincott’s Magazine. 1 cocktail shoul rea your A LIMERICK OF FRANKNESS. k lady of Dedham she thought of things, When she opened her lips People took to their ships, And the sound of her accents just sped He lays his hand not on his heart, ‘em, Y. Zin The Century Magazine, THE CRISIS. “Now, Tommy, you must go and wash And think, instead of signs of love, Yourself, “Ma, if you keep on at this washin’ 3, you'll queer me whole vaca-| Our valentines we must revi The Century Magazine. CO! — SHORT STORY. Angelina Smith loved Edwin Jones. win Jones was poor. Angelina Smith is Mrs. Robinson.— Appincott’s Magazine. 19 Syrup the will ind Mrs, Winslow's Soothin Ze. w bottle. femedy for their children. os SAME THING. “So he praised my singing? “Yes; he said it was heavenly.”” “Really?” Well, something like that. teva unearthly.""—Lippincott's Maga- parish. One day he through the ha pl thus conveyed a party | every member of | has a rougish' which had tipped him with the tion of a crabbed old fellow of his own nationality. | As the offender left, the beadle whis- pered in his ear. “Weel, when ye gang hame, if ye fin’ oot that ye have lost your purse, ye maun recollect that ye havena had it oot here.""—Harper’s Magazine. HAPPY ADAM. Whatever trouble Adam had, No man could make him gore By saying, when he told u joke, “T've heard that thing before."” Lippincott's Magazine. | THE EXPERIENCED FATHER. Wife—*My dear, the nursery needs re-decorating. What would you suggest for the walls Husband — “ Corrugated Woman’s Home Companion. iron.”* ess mana- encountered a small boy in the hall. ager of @ the v During a metic?” dis going six, four gu feller, and T want to. ten,’*- insint that that the He said In summer THE NEW EDUCATION. A member of a school board was visit: | ing a public school not long ago when he “What are you studying, my boy?" itor asked. “Arithmetic and geography," an- **And what are you learning in arith-| id the suzinta » guzinta guzin ta eight, Lippincott’s ys LOVE UP TO DATE. (De. Si hatin No more we write of hearts and darts When love's young dreams perplex us. We know that Cupid's arrows fly Right at the solar plexus! When now a sighing lover pleads (Ah, how love's trials vex us!), But o'er his solar plexus. (A maid who naught of science knows, This gesture strange may question, | "Tis pangs of indigestion.) A poct’s fancy decks us With rhymes, unhackneyed, fresh and new, About the solar plexus. Woman's Home Companion, STRICTLY BUSINESS. “Who presented the count to you?”* asked the privileged friend. | ‘No one,"” answered the heiress. “I [bought him."—Lippincott’s Magazine. A SUMMER HINT. Since Watt R. Melon is a foe The very stoutest hearts must fear, should keep, you know, Jim A. K. Ginger always near. \ —Woman’s Home Companion. The Traveling Public recognize the digestant qualities of a high-grade beer while eating and as an invigorant when travel weary. On the dining cars of America more Budweiser The King of All Bottled Beers is served than all other beers. Budweiscr is a friend of the traveler because it soothes fatigue and is a shield against ill-health. The popular verdict of the people is the best evidence of Bud- weiscr’s superiority. More Budweiser is used in American Homes, Hotels, Clubs and Cafes, on Ocean and Lake Steamers than any other -two brands of bottled beer combined. CAUTION: To guard against deception and substitution, sce that the corks are branded “BUDWEISER” and that the “Crown Caps” bear the A and Eagle trade-mark. BUDWEISER is served at all first class Hotels, Clubs and Cafes throughout the world. Bottled Only at the Anheuser-Busch Brewery St. Louis, U. S.A. CORKED or with CROWN CAPS You Haven't Read If Nervy Nat’s Adventures you've missed a good share of life's fun. He insists upon getting into scrapes. Can't help himself. And you're glad he can’t, for it’s a pile of fun to watch his maneu- vers. He laughs his way into your affections by his colossal nerve. 85c Postpaid Mlusteations by Leslie- Judge Company James Montgomery Flagg 225 Fifth Ave, New York comicbooks.com