Judge — September 4, 1909 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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uage FIVE ax | Mi fp BASEBALL FATALITIES. i A baseball enthusiast took his wife to i} the ball game. That night the was awakened from his slumber by his better half shouting in her dreams, “Kill the umpire! Kill the umpire Half asleep he sprang out of bed, and in doing so knocked over the washstand. The er you kill the John? umpire, she in- replied John angrily. ‘But 1 the pitcher. HOW THEY MANAGED IT. “Do you stamps here, young man?’ Il postage the junior rk. just give ‘em away Chicago News. FRANK H. FLEER & COMPANY, lee. Philadelphia, U.S. A., and Toronto, Canada The Truth Can be told about Great Western APPEARAN eful ona he plest mover nyg € *NO WEDDING BELLS FOR HIM." A prominent rabbi of Pittbsurgh met ently at a di had known intimately years During the meal the conversation took a bantering turn, ing to the rabbi, inquired lwhen are you going t pork?"? Instantly the At your wedding, sir. ly friend, begin eating rabbi replied, Hitters in nweetenel reat aid to disee MISINTERPRETED. » boss entered the of clouded, his brow wrinkled thought. I ny. Ri Jing the youth sternly, he said, hnny, do you smoke cigarettes 2” i} I d-d-do a I-I-little, sir,"’ stammered Johnny, paling beneath the tan of the baseball field. | The boss fixed hi Then gimme one," h on the bureau,’’—St, patch. his face Cleanliness is a nec that knows a law Pear Soap. Pears Paul Dis- is both a law and y for toilet and Sold everywhere MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM THAT DOUGHNUT In answering adverti ARE and the father, turn-| in angry | sements please mention Junce. | Reflected Humor! ‘THE REASON. Here lies a man who made a great Success in life; daughter, { may state, Became his wife. —Detroit Free Press. CAUSE OF THE DISCHARGE. Mra. Chinnon—"Tell. Marie 1 want her to come up and take my hair down.” Rose (the new maid) —"*Can't I take it down toher, ma’am?”"—Harper's bazar. NOT ADVERTISED. Bacon—"Sunshine is a great medi- ert—"Yes, 1 know; but a man DE poat with a nan of seats—is liable London Punch | © VICTORIOUS EVEN UNTO DEATH. As most of us know, P, T. Barnum d but a few months after his com- | petitor in the ‘show’? business Forepaug! Wnen |xates he was welcomed by Foi | who exclaimed exultingly, I got ahead of you this tim | _P.‘T. did not answer, but smiled as he pointed | main entrance, Wait for Barnum_—cotning soon, Success. Mothers will ind Ms. Winslow's Soothing Syrup the st remedy for their children. fa bottle DIFFERENCE OF OPINION. “Just think, the baby weighs only six pound “That is because you had the junk buyer weigh it on his scales, Just wait until the ice man comes along and ask him. You will disco then that the baby is a monster, weighing twenty- |five pounds at the very least.""— CARTOON AGAIN. —From The Retait Coalman, It will be appreciated. In. Winter ITS A COLD In Summer ITS BOWEL COMPLAINT Be good to your poor old stomach these hot days and restless Don’t ask it to assimilate raw, rank, nonde- script whiskies. Give it good pure, gentle old L.W.HARPER FIRST AID TO DIGESTION nights. Next to having a rich relative a man is proudest of knowing a big politician of bad reputation.—N. Y. Press. Bl PHILIP MORRIS) ORIGINAL LONDON CIGARETTES Try them—just once —and find for yourself what a bully g00d smoke they are out CAMBRIDGE mae" 25. Amnassano sie” 3Se. <a ‘* The Little Brown Box.” BIND YOUR COPIES OF JUDGE jinder for fifty-two sent postpaid for to-day for one. An excellent coy will b $l. Wri LESLIE-JUDGE CO. 225 Filth Avenue New York HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE ws Mlewekerr St OF BRAINS IGARS FoR MEN | -MADE AT KEY west Worts Canadian the Warehouses of