Judge — August 7, 1909 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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t THE STORY OF ESAW WOOD. Esuw Wood sawed wood. Esaw Wood would saw wood! All the wood Esaw Wood saw Esaw Woo! would saw. In other words, all the wood Esaw saw to saw Esaw sought to saw. Ob, the wood Wood would saw! And, ob, the wood-saw with which Wood . would saw wood ! But one day Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood, and thus the wood Wood sawed Was not the wood Wood would saw if Wood's wood-saw would saw : woot, : Now, Wood would saw wood with a woud-saw that would saw wood, so Esaw saw that would saw wood, ther wood-saw Wood saw would saw wood, : In fi of all the wood-saws Wood r wood-saw Wood saw saw wood would / saw wood, and [never saw a wood-saw that would saw as the wood saw would saw until I saw saw wool with the wood-saw Wood saw q saw wood 7 Now Wood saws wood with the wood- : saw Wood saw saw wood, Oh, the wood the wood-saw Wood saw 1 t would saw! Oh, the wood Wood's woodshed would shed when Wood would saw wood with the wood-saw Wood saw saw wood! 7 Finally, no man mi know how much wood the wood-saw Wood saw ‘ would saw, if the wotai-saw Wood sitw would saw all the w Wood saw would saw. in Woman's Home Companion J SAVED THE SITUA\ION. She raised her head from his shoulder for a moment. “Do you beli and im. that exercise lotions and toilet preparations will yman's looks?"’ she asked. 1 her blond curls back upon ‘ouldn’t improve the looks of some women,” he said she asked. urs and Violet Cochrane's, h thoughtlessly. nderstand you," she s1 raising her he: the second time and chilling him with a look. at all alike “L mean,” he replied, turning her e ec and. thinking. quickly, “that your looks couldn't 1 improved because thi perfect ax they are, and that couldn't bi int of work puld y. 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Of all the yarns that ever eame down the line regarding deep mud, the follow- ing should be entitled to the blue rib- bon, It happened in the place where mud originated. A man was walkéng along the road- side one summer day and noticed a fairly so0d-looking hat out in th Reach- out with his cane, he gave it a cut d_ was startled to hear a voic claim, “Here! What the deuce doin; ‘Then he made covery that the ow: was under the hat, up to his cara in mud. the ast med the man 8 that mud as eat heavens !"" exel: who had hit the hat. s that?” cried the victim. “Why, Lippineott's, THOSE DELIGHTFUL SWEDES. “Ay rosa the stree get tl “lo my drawled the Swedish foreman, # his employ ry ragged ves “All right, John, | Ina few minutes th with his vest untouched. “Aren't you going to sked the boss, nk not in that skop,’* replied “Ay ask Rim) vhat he ue, aun’ he say, “Two dollar.” | Ay ask him, ‘Vill you take the vaist he wouldn't do it.” | Reerytody’s Magazine, de returned: have it me “We are not WILLING TO CHANGE. 4 was being put to bed a thunder-s ¢ began to shiver at the thought of being left =, alone, “Oh, there's nothing to be afraid of, d "said her moth “T must go down to stay with but God is right here with you, and He won't let anything harm you. 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