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This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily **advertising**, not political commentary. It contains multiple liquor advertisements (Hunter Rye whiskey, High Life Beer, John Jameson whiskey) interspersed with light humor. The notable cartoon (top right) shows an older woman advising a newly-married couple about their wedding gifts—a gentle domestic joke about receiving unremarkable household items ("there ain't a thing amongst 'em as a pawnbroker wouldn't be pleased to 'andle"). This is genteel British humor adapted from *London Punch*. The text columns contain aphorisms and poetry encouraging "doing something good," jokes about absent-minded husbands, and miscellaneous light pieces. A *Keeley Institute* advertisement offers treatment for "Liquor and Drug Using"—reflecting contemporary Progressive-era concerns about substance abuse. The remaining content consists of whimsical poems and brief anecdotes with no political significance. This is a typical commercial page from an era when satirical magazines depended heavily on advertising revenue.

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STOP FRETTING fussing, fuming, fanning, and forget the heat in a cool, refreshing High Ball made of @s) HUNTER BALTIMQRE RYE RICH IN TONE MELLOW IN FLAVOR 23%: siteltelteltelts BLL eiresreVerrss WM, LAN: seegereeneres AXIOMATIC. | SOMETHING GOOD. The attitude of many toward the When other men are running down suffragists appears to be the old axiom Your neighbor or your native town, of our school days: ‘Them as asks Don’t shake your head approvingly sha‘n't have; them as don’t ask don’t Or slyly wink the other ey ngwill, Say something good. NO WONDER. Join in the conversation, too, “How did Blinkin become insane?” And let the circle hear from you; 1e slept three months under a crazy Defend the place that gave you —Herald and Presbyter. And bring to light your neighbor's = ia = worth— Say something good. | When other men are full of stri Engaged in taking cash or life, Don't imitate the awful wrong, | Don’t join the law-defying throng— | Do something good. THOUSAND ISLAND HOUSE ALEXANDRIA BAY NEW YORK Do something good and show such souls etter, higher go t pay That you can giv orld to-day— Do something good. —Joe Come in the Baston Herald. THE VENICE OF AMERICA 2 A NEVER-FAILING SUPPLY. | ‘The fond husband was seeing his wife off with the children for their v in the country, As she got into the he said, ‘But, my dear, won't fiction to read?” she responded sweetly. “shall depend upon your letters from home.""—Lamdon Tatler, Opens June 20th. Fish- ing, boating, golf, etc. Send for booklet to 0. G. STAPLES | WELL RECOMMENDED. “Is he a good bookkeepe “He certainly | any of mine, Owner and Proprietor 7 —— a éeley For Liquor and Drug Using A scientific remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 29 years At the following Keeley Institutes: fate NY Craktrehand Ke Leiincton, Masa tion | STARTING OUT WELL, Old nurse (to newly-martied couple, after vi t to be very fap tem as a pawnbroker wouldn't be pleased to 'andle.” ell, my dears, you ¢ ing the wedding presents)— There ain’t a thing amongst —London Punch. A DELIGHTFUL BEVERAGE HIGH LIFEBEER MILLE R-MILWAUKEE Through story-books And skips the early stage 1s to the hero w And if the two Fond lovers true Escape the villain dreaded, ’ I'm much inclined » fault to find, And would not criti For it may be Than others she Is infinitely wiser. ise her; For as I read My daily meed Of real-life’s endless spinning, Tcan’t deny The marriage tie 'S the love-tale’s true beginni n Kendrick Bangs in the k Times, A PROVISO. —‘Here is a telegram ra New from Bridegroom (eagerly) —" What he say? Bri will be Herald. (reads)—"" Do not return ar. all forgiven."’—Chieago Record- MARVELOUS. More than five thousand elephants a r yo to make our piano keys"? re- ked the student boarder wh» had x the scientific notes in a t-medicine r the land Ain't it w can be train Tt will be appreciated. does | FOR A DISTANT HARVEST. A Kentucky girl whose father was at lertaker was sent to a fashionable New York boarding-school for finishing te One day one of the girls asked) her what business her father was in.) and, fearing s uld lose caste if she told the truth, she carelessly answered, |) “Oh, my father’s a Southern planter. Lippincott LITTLE JOHNNY. Little Johnny, for a frolic, Ate a melon paraboli When the fruit ari Little Johnny up and Was the trouble melon-colic? —Columbia Jester. d inside, jed. xk * WHISKEY For Sale Everywhere W. A. TAYLOR & CO.,