Judge — June 26, 1909 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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In New York City there lived recently a avery hospi lady, whose beautiful home was frequently filled with de- lighted guests, The guest room was very tastefully and beautifully arranged, but, strange to say, in the most promi nent position in the room, directly over the head of the bed, was this most sig- nificant motto, e Is No Place Like Home."* For many years the frequent guests saw this motto, wondéred, and laughed; but the humorous significance of it never dawned upon the hostess, NAUTI DAL NWA pehslang USE ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE ar shoes one size smaller after using: Itmakes Uitht or new shoes fect In answering PERSONAL. Brockton, Mass., May 13th, 1909. asking whether the cork was pl Dear Judge: I am surprised at your Hed |under by the fish more often than it is STYLE NEATNESS COMFORT THE IMPROVED | pulled out by. the fisherman—and you a too! entucky? Never! |fiention 1 would elucidate. attached to your bait. fish, two to one pull. get the fish! |cork out of t |wet your elucidator. one for you. | knowing the fish bait went on the first | | pull of ti Again the emergency cork becomes jarated from the ‘real reaso score is four to one in your favor. out comes the cork used on the use," and you rebait—just the hook. ‘core, five to one. Whistle wet once Score, six to one. thrown over. found to be empty. You pull out and row for home. The final score is se to one. Sincerely, “Tan Brown."” A WAY WHERE THERE'S A WILL. | ain tariff revision. “They won their point," he said, i “In winning it they exercised ble ingenuity, too. The Jed me of a young Foster bride. She married, this resourceful erea- ture, a young man of rather gay habits. Yet from the start all went well. 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