Judge — April 3, 1909 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE) “Teannot tell how, the truth may be: Tsay the tale as ‘twas told to me.” THE CANNON ROARED. While campaigning in his home State, Speaker Cannon was once inveigled into! visiting the public schools of a town where he was billed to speak. In one of the lower grades an ambi- tious teacher called upon a youthful Demosthenes to entertain the distin- guished visitor with an exhibition of| amateur oratory. The selection at- tempted was Byron's ‘Battle of Water- loo,” and just’ as the boy reached the end of the first paragraph, Speaker Can-| non suddenly gave vent to a violent! sneeze, “But hush! hark!"? declaimed the “ta deep sound strikes like a ! Did ye hear it?’ The visitors smiled, and a moment later the second sn which the \speaker was vainly trying to hold back | —came with increased violence | “But hark!’ bawled the boy, “that heavy sound breaks in once more, and nearer, clearer, deadlier than before!| Arm! arm! it is the cannon’s opening roar! cOOK’s IPERIAL Extra DRY PAGNE 50 Years ‘Withstood the Public’s Critical Test Golden Jubilee | youngste1 | rising kni A “Home Comfort” Stove | Have you solved the “ “Home ~ Comfort” problem for this com- ing summer? Are you planning to put the coal range out of commission ? Will you do the family boiling, stewing and frying in a sane and restful manner over a stove that does not overheat the kitchen? You can do all this with the NEW PERFECTION Wick Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove The “New Perfection” is different from all other oil stoves. It has The Truth Can be told about Great This was too much, and the laugh | a substantial CABINET TOP like the moder coal range, with a com- that broke from the party swelled louder | modious shelf for warming plates and keeping food hot after cooked—also [still when Speaker Cannon chuckled, | drop shelves on which the coffee pot or teapot may be placed after re- Put up your weapons, children; 1! moving from bumer_—every convenience, even to bars for holding towels, won't shoot any mot Western Champagne ALMOST GENEROUS. Harry M. 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