Judge — January 2, 1909 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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3 Fifth Aves New York. JOUN A, SLEICHER, F Cabl ident. Address,“ Judgark." Tel, 6632 Madison square. FW, Schne Arthur Terry, Treasurer ildimz. Chicago. Ut Grant Hamilton, Art Editor, $3.00 230 135 draft on New York, or by express of postal order, not by local checks Work Oey o's building, Cham or News hechaner. Marne be harmany A HAPPY NEW YEAR. UTATIONS for being metimes inconvenient funn, Once you humor. ist, it is very hard to get people to take Whenever a new con hington t once only, re v funny speech, he ix tdown the funny members the House, but the laughs that he “brought forth have cost him dear ver in will hy p taken seri no matter what he may say, people will think it is a joke We trust that wishing our sub: seribers “A Happy New Year will be the one exception that proves the rule, We believe that it will, for there is lots of truth in the old saying, words.” that yressman and makes sone usly 5 ms xpeak louder tl can question th Joes try to make the year. #4 its full quota of sm.ses and laughs into the household. ‘The most precious communi- cations received in this office are those from the women all over the country, who write saying that they are very grateful for the work that Jupcr in cheering up their husbands after they come hom from a hard day's work in the offi Without further ado, Junce will let its actions speak louder than we in wishing all its re: “A Happy New Year.” Jupar: wre happy fuck week it eheouyghout entire ters JUDGE HEADS THE LIST. N A RECENT issue of the Morning Star, the leading paper of the Free Baptist Church, there appeared the observed that a chief item ense account of the late presidential campaign was literature. It now seems that not only literatu in the form of printed addresses, opin- ions, arguments and platforms was included, but cartoons and caricatures figured prominently. At the head of the list in the latter class stands June, whose cartoons and other fe tures are acknowledged by the cam paign managers to have been very be publlabers will be ender obligations if that fact be promptly reported poudsbe Contents of FUDGE are orotecied by cooyright in both the Ui CONTRIBUTORS mast inclose a stamped and self-addressed endeiope with all manusorDts, otherwise return of the Latter wien found unaailabte cannot be guaranteeds peatal-card or by letter Wei From ts tee werks must Jet on theit wrapper The people laughed and voted right, and now they are all +ffective. ing to grow fat. And they will if they do their part. PEN POINTS. HATEVER may be the apathy of politicians toward the sav- ing of pine forests and the preservation of our trees, they are energetic enough in their attempts to save plum tree: from destruction. Man learns in two ways—by doing and by being done, There is no place like home—especially when your wife wants you to go with her when she calls on some friends, * man who knows enough to blame the cook-book, *, for mistakes that occur in the kitchen, He is a wi: instead of his wi One of the Winnebago braves eloped the other day with a Cher- okee Indian in an automobile. Only a brave would have taken such a risk It is almost needless to say that those would-be humorists who sent Jupcr the old joke about the Chicago girl who found an auto- in her stocking, had their manuscripts returned to them, Professor Hugo Muensterberg, of Harvard University, is re- ported in the daily press as saying that psychology would tell a man how to play a good game of poker, and also how to pick out a man who could play a good game. If this report be true, JupcE sees where there is a large increase in enrollment of students in psychol- ogy classes at Harvard. comicbooks.com