Judge — November 21, 1908 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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It was best to leave you thus, dear— Anyhow, ‘twas best for me! —Somerville Journal, A STUDY IN POLITICS. “T know how you can get on the good side of pa," said the girl coyly. ‘Just a with him in pol - ““All right,” replied the young ma: “What's politics?” “Well, I'v rd him say he really was a Prohibitionist with Socialistic leanings and a tendency toward Popu- lism, except that you can’t shut up saloons and Debs is a firebrand and Watson makes him tired, and it's no use wasting a vote, anyhow; so although naturally a Democrat, he favors high | tariff and would support the Republican ‘party if Roosevelt wasn’t the whole \ thing. Oh, I don’t exactly understand ' pas politics, but he'll tell you.""—Phila- delphia Ledger. HE WOULD RETURN. Marlow was three years old. One day his mother said to him, ‘Now, Marlow, you may go outdoors to play for & whil but if I see you crossing the street to play with that naughty little boy, Willie Burr, again, I'll give you a hard, hard spanking”? Half an hour later the mother looked out after her boy and saw him playing with Willie Burr, She raised the win- dow and called, with forced gentleness, Marlow, come here to me."" Marlow came, but as he did so, he ed to his companion and suid, You stay wight here, Willie, I'm doin’ in to det spanked. I'll be wight back.""—Exchange. MANIFEST LUNACY. “We find the prisoner not guilty by reason of insanit, “But the plea was not that of in- sanity,"’ remarked the court. ‘That's just the point we made,” re- joined the foreman. ‘We decided that | any man who didn’t have sense enough to know that an insanity plea was the | proper caper must be crazy.""—Ex. “SO SAY WE ALL OF U! load of brass fi jclaimed the judge. what would you have taken if you had |yielded in ‘a moment when you felt | strong2""— Boston Globe, THE SMALL BOY AGAIN. The suitor—Johony, your | clock is an hour fast." The kid brother don’t tell sister +0. 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