Judge, 1908-06-06 · page 12 of 16
Judge — June 6, 1908 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* is primarily **advertisements and short humor pieces** rather than political satire. The political content is minimal: **"Buried with 'Am'"** features **John Sharp Williams**, a Democratic congressman, recounting an anecdote about an elderly Yorkshire woman whose excessive pride (burying her children in fine clothes) he criticized. The humor mocks misplaced pride among the poor—a common satirical target. Most of the page consists of **advertisements** for liquor (Chartreux liqueur, Harper whiskey, Trimble whiskey), patent medicines (Allen's Foot-Ease, Santal Capsules), and services. The remaining content is **light domestic humor**: a joke about a new Irish maid misunderstanding instructions, a prisoner leaving "two [wives] for seven" years, and wordplay about a wife's spending habits. There's **no significant political cartoon or satire**—the Williams anecdote is the only identifiable political reference, and it's straightforward rhetoric rather than caricature-based satire.
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LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX Green and Yellow The Choicest Alter-Dinner Liqueur This cut represents the bottle and label employed inthe putting up of the article since the te- moval of the Car- thusian Monks from the Monastery of La Grande Chartreuse in France to Tarra- gona, Spain. At frst clans Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Oxtem lather & Co., Hroadway, New York, N. Y., ‘Sole Agents for United States, WASHBURNE "WELL BROWNED. “We want you to say a few words about Browning.” ** Well, ladies," r buddy diffidently pastry I recommend a hot ove beans, a slow fire.”* nal. HARPER KENTUCKY WHISKEY for Gentlemen who che SANTAL CAPSULES ponded Mrs. Home- been “for pies and other bey for to him, who was going to serve seven Kansas City Jour- years for bigamy, said, BURIED WITH “*AM. John Sharp Williams, at the end of it debate with Governor Varda- it Meridian, Miss., talked about re is. a decent and nob! said Mr. Williams, ** and there is a pride that is mean and ludicrous. An aged citizen of Yazoo tells of an old woman whose pride was of the latter sort. his old woman lived in Yorkshire. There was a funeral one day in the next She did not attend it, but a neighbor of hers was there. That night she called on the neighbor and said, “Well, Nancy, I hear you wor at t’ pride, ‘es, L wor,’ Nancy replied. “* What kind of a funeral wor it?” “ Nancy sniffed. ‘Why, it wor a wery mean affai “There was nobbut a few bis- * said the other old woman, * them’s the sort of ways I don't hold to. iy t five, but, thank ‘evin buried ’em all with "am." "'— Washington Star, USE ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE, ai RE packawe, aleo Free Sample of the POOT-RAS ‘AD, @ new invention, adress A A VERY GREENHORN. looked dejectedly at the latest domestic, just over, and willing to) in at only four dollars a w | What can you do?” she asked, with no hope in her heart. “Annything at all, sure!" was the encouraging response. The mistress glanced about the room, There was everything to be done. * Could you fill the lamps?" she ven- tured, I can that!" and the lamp was [seized in a stout embrace. |“ Then, with the air of one wishing above all else to| suit the possible whims of a new em-| |ployer, she paused to ask, “And is it Kus or wather you do be likin’ it filled ‘outh's Companion. Abbett’ Hitters in as als in w sereat wich HE LEFT TWO FOR SEVEN. It was sentence day in the city court. A man in the prisoners’ pen, who had tenced to two years for larceny, n tocry softly. The big man next . Aw, wotcher snifflin’ about?"" - I'm — th-th-thinki vin’ (sob) my—my—family. leavin’ my wife | ‘Aw, cut it out! Look atm ain't cryin’, am 1? An’ I'm leavin’ two of ’em."’"—Everybody's. about Lea- It would scare a man to death if he knew how much money his wife thinks she makes other people think they spend. —New York Press. vine YO" COC drink Thy : By, <\ Ix mb, le" Don't let whiskey get the best of you! Say “ Trimble” and get the best of whiskey. [Whiskey Green Label. AY ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS. THE UNREQUITED LOVE They say the Baby's cli Is likened best To heaven above: ing love Ot heaven's delights T have doubt; I'd say, off-hand, To cut it out. Copyright, Judge Con, 1907. UNREQUITED LOVE elatine ia sepia, 8x48, 25 cents, JUDGE COMPANY as irra Ave New Vorw trated Bits. The loan of a dime banish a bothersome bore. Ex. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE nd 26 Bleecker Street kan Street, New York. ER MADE TO ORDER, HE KNEW. “If a vehicle with two ¢, and one with three what is one with one Hlus-| ROMEIKE’S | appear about which yo newspape Teacher will Potices, Hany Romeiat, 110-112 West 25th | Street, New York. The Man Who Owns a Mechanical Cleaning Wagon Makes Money. $3000.00 oN BE MADE caning houses b with a capital wns in the United rent stationary systems for residen Weems (ie paizats sel cra peuaecoting ai tafring? rite for eatalor. General Compressed Air & Vacuum Machinery Company 4497 Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. next year and the For Liquor and Drug Using A scientific remedy which has been skilfully and successfully administered by medical specialists for the past 28 year. At the following Keeley Institutes : ture, Pa Pitti ave nee comicbooks.com