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This page is primarily **advertisements and light humor columns**, not political satire. The one political cartoon present is "HAD THE BULGE," referencing Senator **Joseph W. Bailey** of Texas at a Democratic convention. The joke: when convention doorkeepers search attendees for weapons (a "mere form"), they're startled to find a suspicious bulge in Bailey's pocket. The humor plays on Bailey's reputation—likely as a controversial or disreputable figure whose presence at a Democratic gathering itself seemed suspicious to readers. The remainder of the page contains **consumer ads** (Packer's Tar Soap, Gem razors, Perfection oil stoves, Philip Morris cigarettes, Rayo lamps) interspersed with brief **domestic humor** columns about coffee habits, marriage ideals, and child misbehavior—typical Judge filler content from this era. The cartoons and anecdotes are apolitical, appealing to middle-class anxieties about household management and child-rearing.

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HIS GREATEST DELIGHT EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT 1s a vigorous shampoo with the rich, creamy lather made from Packer's Tar Soap. The cleansing and refreshing sen- sations are immedi ny dandruff is removed; a healthy growth of hair is stimulated, and thus premature baldness is prevented, PACKER’S TAR SOAP PURE AS THE PINES | Cornell Wider. SIMPLE IDEALS. ngaged girl thinks she is very answered Miss Cayenne; “ but She thinks all that is neces- a chafing- Washington isn’t. ry to make home hap and a rubber tree Bitter in hal rape makes delightful morn- nar ix Tey it tormorry AN OVERSIGHT. “Tommy, I put thr here yesterday, and now there one. "How is that?” Tommg- “* Ple aunty, I didn’t s GE ‘The Gem Junior with whe New Bar does the atk of the barber, hei pies in only , it was so dark, that one.””"—Punch. JUNIOR Satety Razor ff Complete with 7 selected blades, frame, shaving and stropping handle, in handsome case. Separate set of 7 Gem Junior blades S0c. ¥ach Gem Juntor b tice: Each bears the name ety ewaranteed hewn GEM CUTLERY COMPANY 34 Reade Street New York Aldermanbury re: HMekrabuben ¢ Weare the original Matern Safety Razer Makers |interest. | | THE RIGHT IDEA AND THE WRONG WORD. | asked the pretty t HAD THE BULCE. Senator Bailey appeared at the Demo: cratic convention, “ Sorry id the doorkeeper, ‘ but | we are instructed to search everybody for arms, Mere form, of course, But bulge in your pocket?” responded the Senator, with js the of Texa: Ledger. A Summer Necessity Because the New Perfection Wic! Blue Flame Oil Cook- centrates heat at the openings on | the stove top, it boils and bakes in less time than a coal or wood. stove, which wastes heat by radi- ating to the farthest comer of the room. proper h Phitadetphi UNCOURAGEOUS CONVICTION. “Do you believe in ghosts?’ askec ts all superstition, Mr. Erastus dat dem lemme stay dat way 'stid 0° nin’ aroun’ tryin’ to convince me."" Washington Star, ‘This is the re too, why the “New Perfection” keeps your kitchen so uniformly cool while you're working in it. ‘This wonderful comfort- quality, combined with great convenience and economy, THE FIRST TASTE. WHEN A LEARNED TO DRINK COFFE BABY. If parents realized the fact that coffe contains a drug—caffeine— which is es- | pecially harmful to children, they would | doubtless hesitate before giving the| Makes the babies coffee to drink. | “When I was a child in my mother’s | the table, mother used to give me sips of coffee. “An my parents used eotee «x-| Wieck Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove clusively at meals, I never knew there 1 you hav was anything to drink but coffee and| the best of all stoves—especially for summer use. If heretofore you have Water, considered it impossible to do kitchen work ina restful “ And so I contracted the coffee habit way, a trial of the “ New Perfection” Oil Stove will early, I remember when quite young, | surprise you. 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