Judge — May 16, 1908 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ONE REASON. Pleading the danger of a deficit in the A Stove That treasury, the House of Representatives refused the four new battleships for the] 66) ak 99 |navy declared necessary by the President es to adequately protect the country. Then 5 . in less than sixty minutes the House Baking proves the quality of a stov passed more than one thousand bills, each But every stove doesn't pa increasing the government pension roll. | ‘ ~ ak Battleships cast no votes.—New York No stove bakes bread, pi Herald. everything that’s bakable=-quite as well { —= | 2 Perfer DESIGNED TO BE WORN! pGoniapinii as. the, New Perfection Wick WITH KNEE DRAWERS] | puttican—* And how do you like being Besides, the “ New Perfec- mon-e.astic rusutar| | married, John?” ion” stove makes the kitche KNIT LEO BA John--"* Don’t like it at all.” tion” stove makes the kitchen Why, what's the matter) 4 cool and pleasant. place in which to do the baking. Do the morn-' the family cooking; broil the Made with the Cel ng it's J ‘ome tomy) gteak: prepare the meals— with the Colebrntedl | iitaer it's money again; and at eupper steak ; prepare the meals: it's the same.” Nothing but money, | €Very Separate item of domes- “Cid 2 money, money! tic work done over the flame Publican—* Well, I never! What do of the CUSHION RUBBER BUTTON I she do wi’ all that mone; aa se" wo | NEW PERFECTION any yet.""—Punch. Of your haberdasher or sample re smn mornin trues! Wiek Blue Flame Oil Cook-Stove GEO. rosy aa eee Sole Make: adds to your satisfaction because it's all done so quickly and so well. ‘The “New Perfection” sur- passes the performance of any other stove. Its quick heat saves moments; its cleanliness saves labor; its fuel economy saves expense; its new principle of blue fame combustion saves you phys- ical discomfort. No other kitchen appliance will take the place of the “New Perfection” oil stove. Tf not with your dealer, write our nearest agency. The Rayo LAMP }0shalimnas you've been look- ng for. Made wit plicity and fine proportions. Beautifully 1 easily cleaned. Very handy to fill and trim, If not with your dealer, write our nearest agency. STANDARD OIL COMPANY me Oil Cook-Stove. PENDANT NO METAL TOUCHES THE LEG etasti ADJUSTABLE Publican— i J first thing i AS SEEN BY A JAPANESE. Another important city of note In the eastern part is New York PTT | The grandeur of sight about Brooklyn = | JENNEN Be Nelli | Bespeaks the vastness of things Ameri- can, The city ranks second in population | And a house forty-five stories high. | The prosperity of a rising nation Like the one before us is simply amazing ‘The constant development of its industry ; , incorporated erUmo vinrfons. A good example set before all nations. i edceatecel Visitor“ I say, old chappie, tell me, A number of days spent in such wise - ——— — what is about the average price of an Brings us out to leave New York DOES IT OUTSIDE. | BETTER HURRY. Old Master?" Panch, On our way toward England ** Do you think the morals of thecoun-| ‘* What's the matter, Kasper?” try are getting better?” | ‘Herr lieutenant is wanted at home T. Kawada, of Japanese commer: “Of course they are, When a con- immediately; it was twins, already, body now visiting United States, gressman wants to make money now he when I left.""—-Fliegende Blaetter. Wall Street Journal. resigns. ''—Philadelphia Ledger. | = INSTINCTIVE. No i sty in P | The Aldrich bill went into one end of the middle of the night, what would you No impurity in Pears’ the congressional mill like a fine, fight-| think of saving first?” purity | WO Batis ___ing bulldog, and came out at the other) ‘My trousers." — Cleveland Plain Soap. 7 Ove time en Aine ta Vinge he like a frankfurter.—Financial Age. | Dealer. 7 . farlan was traveling in . = Economical to use. stopped at a newly constructed country | hotel. The walls of his room had been It wearsoutonly for your freshly kalsomined. ‘They shone white | i _ x . as the lamp was lit. But near the head | comfort and cleanliness. of the bed was a stain. Some one had| thrown a quid of tobacco on it and it had | stuck. “If I had that Yankee here who stained that wall I would wring his neck,” said the judge in apparent anger. Why, how do you know a Yankee did the trick?” asked a friend. “How do [know it was a Yankee?” exclaimed the Kentuckian. —“ Why, can't you sce it is fine cut? 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