Judge — March 28, 1908 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

ONE KIND OF AFFINITY. I courted her, of course. Why should Fnot? Should one, Sf ets, When he sees turn round and tun? She shook And sadly mur “Lam bespoke, fa Quite in the proper way, of course, Your Josephine-ity.” W. 9, LAMITON, APRIL FOOL. HE. young man stopped on the walk of a fashionable I street and deposited a heavy silk hat near the curb. He set the hat down heavily and. arranged some- thing very carefully under it, People came that way and smiled when they remembered it w April ist and passed on. For hours the ancient tile sit there, and ne mano even push it aside or kick it. ‘Th pred to who smiled when t passed ygazed hack long after to s¢ V to kick it, But nobody did illy a great crowd gathered about the street, but no if any one would be fool enou one touched the hat. All were waiting for some pedestrian to aye who could not resist the temptation era while the young a worked his way along the crowded street to the hat. He backed off—the crowd making. way for him—gave a short run, and kicked the lid far over the heads of the people. ‘Then 1 hee , stooping, he picked up a Mt five-dollar gold-piece from the walk where the hat had muttered * April fools!” and went back into the on the corner, DER A PERVERTED BROMIDIUM. 73 H, GIRLS,” exclaimed the gushing maiden on the crowded strect-car, “Tve just washed my hair and Tean't do a thing with it!” Just then the car gave a lurch, and she shricked as the man in front of her stepped on her foo “Bey pardon,” muttered the weary strap-hanger who had done the stepping. can't do a thing with them.” vu see, F've just washed my feet and I FIGHTING PROHIBITION. ' E, WILL have to do something to stop this prohi CW the rotund distiller, as he pounded the tal i clinched fist. “Tt is an outrage the way tho: ion wave,” said fiercely with his hypocrites. are ) fooling the people. ‘They claim that prohibition prohibits, when 1, a distiller, ean show you by the internal-revenue receipts that the consun of liquor is twenty per cent. more than it was ten years ago. Almost all the counties of the nation that are prohibition now permitted the liquor traffic then.” “In that ease,” said the man with a forehead resem pe, “why in the world don’t you favor Ling a mountain prohibition 2” TOO LATE. Gill—“"Vhere oes Miss van Coin, Pd like to marry that girl in herself Bill— “Sorry, old man, a perfect bank Dut she has just gone into the hands of a receiver.” DIFFERENT EQUIPMENT. Stiudent—" We have much Hewcucr, ’ OPPOSING INTERESTS. in common—in fact, we row Husband (meckly) cre’s one consolation for us in Huntsman—* Our tox took us past Jake's saloon this — in the same boat.” having my wayes red ven in the shopping season. morning.’ Faia” s Wall Wife i) t's that?" Frund—"* Yes? Where ‘d he go after that? Proj ves) ut with Husband" h can be laid up sick without losing $0 Huntiman—* Goodness knows. We lost interest what different sculls.” mmuichimoney comicbooks.com