Judge — December 7, 1907 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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The lawyer for the defendant was trying to cross-examine a Swede who had been subpaenaed by the other side as a witness in an accident case. “Now, Anderson, what do you do?” asked the lawyer. “Sank you, Aw am not vara well.” «I didn't ask you how is your health, but what do you do?” “Oh, yais ; Aw work.” “ We know that, but what kind of work do you do?” * Puddy hard work ; it ees puddy hard work.” “Yes, but do you drive a team or do you work on a railroad, or do you handle a machine, or do you work in a factory 2” *Oh, yais ; Aw work in fact'ry.” «Very good. What kind of a factory ?” It ees a very big fact'ry.” Your honor,” said the lawyer, ad- dressing the Court, ‘if he keeps on, I think we'll have to have an interpreter.” Then he turned to the witness : “Look here, Anderson, what do you do in that factory—what do you make ?” he =. 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