Judge, 1907-09-21 · page 12 of 16
Judge — September 21, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with small satirical items interspersed. The main content includes: **Satirical items:** - "Beware, Girls!" mocks health warnings about dancing, ice cream, and gate-hanging that restrict women's fun - "Widespread Suspicion" jokes that Americans will soon grow all their own tobacco (implying current imports taste terrible) - "Modern Explanations" features a Sunday school joke where a boy answers "Tyre" became "Punctured" (a tire pun) - "An Exact Barometer" shows a man asking his rheumatism to predict weather—satirizing people who claim joint pain predicts rain **Advertisements** dominate: Hunter Whiskey, Sohmer Pianos, Mennen's Talcum Powder, Barker Brand collars, Blood Poison cure, and college room decoration services. The cartoons and jokes reflect early-1900s American concerns: gender restrictions, import quality, and folk remedies. The humor is gentle, domestic satire typical of *Judge*'s style.
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Rane wt cafenand by Jobderm SOT Eino heehee Saag atitrtcte AT : : : E : : : i H E : E E E : E : E 5 LTTE ATTA TITTY Intending purchasers of a STRICTLY FIRST. CLASS Plano, or Piano and Sell-Player combined, should not fal to examine the mart Of the work SOHMER PIANOS MER -CECILIAN™ Inside Players, others. logue mailed on application. SOHMER & COMPANY, New Yorn. Cor, Sth Av HENRY LINDENMEYR & 80: PAPER WAREHOUSE 14, and 98 Rieecker Street + ‘Street, New York BLOOD POISON FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS we have made the cure of Blood Poison a specialty, Blood Polson Permanently Cured. fou can be treated at home under same guar- anty. Capital $400,000. We solicit the most obstinate cases. If you have exhausted the old methods of treatment and pains, Mucous Pat ‘Throat, Pimples, st Sots on any part of falling out, write for Book Free. iy, Hair or or kyeeees proofs of cures. 10o-page COOK REMEDY Co. (480 MASONIC TEMPLE, Chicago, I, U. S.A. ae While Rock. “The Champagne of Waters” BEWARE, GIRLS! It is said that dancing makes girls’ feet large. It is also said that ice-cream makes freckles. Doctors are of the opin- ion that hanging on the front gate pro- |duces rheumatism. A few more like these and the girls won't have any fun left.—Clarssdale (Mississippi) Banner ing Syrap the best remedy for their children. asc a bot WIDESPREAD SUSPICION, “We hope in time to grow all the to- bacco now imported from Cuba and Su- matra,” says the Agricultural Department There is a suspicion among smokers o! imported cigars that we come very neat doing that already,—Exchang Do you get up tired and feel tired all day? Try a tablespoonful of Abbott's Bitters in sweet- ened water befe At gre drug: gists’ meals. MODERN EXPLANATIONS. “What became of Nineveh ?” asked the Sunday-school teacher. “It was destroyed,” promptly. “ And what became of Tyre 2” “ Punctured."—London Opinion answered Johnny MENNEN’S BORATED TALCUM TOILET POWDER for After Shaving. Inaist that your barber uses Meanen's Tellct Power alter he shaves yous Tle vere for Prekly We sp Papbars and Penis ot eve shiny Removes rg tennant sagan Sd Sreryehere: er tale for #8 cents Sample GERUAND MENNEN CO., Newark, N.3. Collars ana Cuffs GE 5ARKER BRANDS fh MADE OF mal sas7 "ay \i5< Tre 2. ‘periodical of im = wn the sizes Fore, Sat Unwed Staten and Europe ivearched. “Terms i. let too notices, Hawny Rowaixy, 110-113 W. 361 A AN EXACT BAROMETER. “Oh, Alois, if only we have decent weather on Sunday for our garden party! and rain” What does your rheumatism indicate 2" “For the present warm and fair; then the wind will turn east, fog —Fhegende Blatter. After James Montgomery Flagg. Copyright, rgo7, by Judge Co, “YOURS TRULY ™ Photogravare in blue-black, 15 x One Dollar. = Are You Going To College ? If so, decorate your rooms. RR had We will tell you how to do it artistically and economic- ally. PHS Send five cents for our beautiful illustrated forty-eight page catalogue of complete line. —| OVERPAID. Since he knows nothing about the husi- ness John D. Rockefeller must admit that he is shamefully overpaid. — | Journal. THE PRUDENTIAL CHANGES ITS PLAN OF DOING BUSINESS. Twe Prudential Insurance Company of America haa just announced an important change in its {la of doing business, and iti issuing a new lifer Former United States Senator John P, Dryden. resident of The Prudential, in discussing the cub- wt Serum the Inet two years the fneurance bos ness, as transacted in this country, has been sub- h and searching investigation, spd a object of considerable lexislatien Prodential emerged from the investiration Wih manilicd reson oct sabienated tapes, and has continued on the successful career which nies throughout the world. “The company has watched the trend of events, and, after most thoughtful consideration, the direct- ors of the Company decided that all ordinary busi- ness written on after August Ist, 1907, on the non-participating plan. This will best life-insurance protection at the lowest cot ipating policy of as to.dive Dolley contract is Payment i wears Company. The publi at lowest cost and for a policy in which the divs Gendstare anticipated, and ‘The Prodential is issuing ‘policy which meets this demand. ‘The new policy has been put in such plain English that it can be by any one, and every rate, valve, and feature is absolutely guaranteed. The policy. fur- thermore, is sold at a reduced rate, which will make it popular. ‘An entirely new feature, which we believe will commend iteelf, is that the loan value of the policy may be used automatically to keep the insurance in force should the policy-1 be unable to rect the payment of premiums, the length of time, of course, jepending upon the number of years during which ame have been pald by the insured. When to take wp the policy Sects =, back premiums, but rif bo wishes, have, them charged ass kan t the policy.” This is one of the most marked advancements in life insurance. “One month’s grace, without interest, is allowed for the payment of premiums, There will be no after the policy is once issued. as to where a policy-holder may reside, or where | may travel, or what occupation he may follow. “Shoald the insured at any time desire to accept rei paid, and has liberal cash loan, cash surrenc ‘xggaded insarance valves, the aim of The Prudentia! ticipating since the beginning of the present ‘on the non-participating plan, and there wil! be 60 change in these policies at the present time ‘The Company will be pleased to send a «rcimen of this new policy to nersons who will write ‘0 the home Newark, N. J... stating age and svnoun' of money they would like to invest in life inswrance Sa jess JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Ave, New York City _ | “Weick ones the new potiey of The Pris SSS] usual and attractive features.” comicbooks.com