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This page from *Judge* magazine contains primarily **advertisements and humorous filler content** rather than political cartoons with clear satirical targets. The main substantial piece is a poem titled "The Dust of Frisco Town," which celebrates San Francisco's resilience and entrepreneurial spirit—likely written following the 1906 earthquake and fire. It contrasts optimistic, hardworking citizens against pessimists and complainers, praising the city's reconstruction. The rest of the page consists of period advertisements (Angostura Bitters, Williams' Shaving Soap, Sunny Brook Whiskey) interspersed with generic jokes about photography, elopement blessings, and romantic mishaps. These require no specific historical knowledge to understand. The "Malice" section at bottom contains two brief quips: one about a doctor's gift origins, another about inherited property—both simple wordplay rather than satire of identifiable figures or events. This appears to be a typical issue page mixing promotional content with light humor rather than pointed political commentary.

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Viape OR S EGERTS . THE busr OF ‘TRICO TOWN: Whether you ride on a union ‘bus Or sit in a street-car seat, i. — & $e AXCOSTUp, | RCE aa Gea I BITTERS oor And bet that Calhoun gets beat, SL : 1 whether you walk and fume and talk Th G vit G St . she aoe e Govt Green Stam aoe Re ber the dust that ‘ve kicked dud on.a bottle of . our whiskey MEANS that and cussed Is the dust of ‘Frisco town, it-has been J. Bottled in Bond in its The dust of ‘Frisco town, say, man, | pure, natural state, Do you know what that dust is worth ? rer res under the direct A TONIC OF It's full of the life and soul and sand : EXQUISITE Of the best little town on earth. It's full of the blood and bone and brick : ; ud EE AvOR Of the men who stood stanch in her : nue Officers. 3 sus BRAVE Very bottle of fall ; And despite every kick that courage will 1 Repeating a stick, . LIC JID PISTOL For there's grit in that dust, that’s all. (oe So whether you wander along Van Ness 4 "And listen to tales of woo, _PURE FOOD 4 Or shuffle your feet up Fillmore Street f . And grumble that times are slow ; : For an auto to take you dow Just get this fact straight before it's too is seated with this Green Stamp upon which late, the Government has had printed the exact Age, That you're on the bum, not the town. Strength and Quantity of whiskey in the bottle. By is en demanding Sunny Brook you will KNOW that you are You're the curse of ‘Frisco town, my wan: getting an honest, natural whiskey, scientifically distilled and Do you know whata pessimist 's worth? | mellowed by age only while stored in U.S. Bonded Warehouses. | He's full of the slush and milk and mush In Sunny Brook you are getting the best, Old Kentucky pro- Of the laziest man on earth. duces in whiskey. Get busy and work and walk and sweat, | Don't whimper and fume and frown ; Union man, scab or Greek, you can get what you seek In the dust of ‘Frisco town. —Exchange, SOLD BY ALL FIRST-CLASS DEALERS. Cocktail! Remember, never at its best without Abbott's Bitters. STRIKING LIKENESS, “[ want you to photograph me in a striking attitude 2” “Do you mean holding out your hand asking for money ?"—New York Press. ‘THE REAL BLESSING NEEDED. It may be all right for pa to send his blessing to an eloping couple, but what is really needed in most cases is a check.— Somerville Fournal. | The Sohmer Piano is an instrument that is an ornament to any parlor. APPROACHING IT. Copyright, Jodge Co, On areas nme “Do you think I'l ever be a mollycod- “I WON'T COME OUT TILL YOU GO| dle?” "WAY" ‘«Thope not, my boy ; but they do say ao ugo| YOU grow more like your father every | a ee ey ctr eatook ats aad Ware | day."— Yonkers Statesman. treo od gore rear aa - » she'll be bee If you drink champagne because it’s good, You're sure to drink the “ Brotherhood.” Photogravure, 12x 16—s cents. Bat if you drink ie for a bloff, Add extra postagefor foreign orders. Then imported is good enough. piscine “The wine says the rest Baotuexnoon Cuasracne is made from grapes grown in the oldest vineyard in America, situated at Pi-ture Department, Judge Company | Washingtonville, Orange County, N. Y. 225 Fourth Avenue, New York ROMEIKE’S [1 = Suphied by Anderton Magazine Coy 32 Union| dippings which eeanyeer Square, New York, ibject on y 7 MALICE, rope “ From whom did you receive that beautiful scarf-pin, doctor ?”" HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS cr 364 “From my first patient.” ‘PER WARENOUSE “* Inherited 2° Nos. #2, 4, and 86 Bleecker Street ranch Warehouse, 90 Heekman Street, New York, ‘ALL KIsbe OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER. oe e@ 9 It’s under the chin that there is apt to Shaving be irritation. Hence the necessity of a | f ms S pure, safe, soothing soap — that means Oap Williams’. May be had in the form of Shaving Sticks “The only kind that won't smart or dry on the face” or Shaving Tablets. —Fiiegende Blatter. comicbooks.com