Judge — July 6, 1907 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WHOOPEES AND ROAMIN’-CANDLES ; ‘AT JUG SIDING. (Continued from preceding page.) about ‘midships. Say, ‘cunnel! it dou- bled her up like a jack-knife, an sitch a yoopin’ an’ yellin’ ez perdominated in that ‘ar happy home never riz around Jug Sid- in’ before, not even in the days when the Injins was makin’ merry thar an’ thar- a Bimeby the candle spit a green ball ez big ez yur fist, an’ then she went out. -blazin’ critter had skeert my load ter'l patri'tism clean outen busi- in’ L mowt jes’ ez well ‘a’ spent the | foresoin’ part o' the evenin’ at a Baptis’ meevn’ an’ kim home soon's ‘twas out, z I could hear Artemesy feelin’ and fer the broomstick, an’ her ol’ DR. J. PARKER PRAY’S TOILET PREPARATIONS Three Graces Cream Van Ola rector» iseieass marae Rosaline cannes gives the face and irene itec-| Plain Dealer, Ongotine KNOW HIM? You meet him daily on the street, ‘A man of hoary pate, Who minds a summer just like this "Way back in ‘48. —New York Sun, Peis GOING DOWN? The Boston Globe somewhat dreamily remarks that the sub- | marine Octopus isn’t an eleva- tor, | At the same time there is no good reason for changing her name to Doughnut hecause she's a “ sinker."—Cleveland| A CANDID OPINION. Mrs. Bacon—"V'd have you IT 15 There's more gold in it. WORTH costs more to manu- facture than any other gold-plated collar button on the market. The reason? Not a know I'm a woman of few words.” Mr, Bacon—“\ know it, |dear, The trouble is you re-| SgRAAMLZ A | peat those few words so often.” Of prices, |- Yonkers Statesman, Goods sent, on te: Setoe pee at - Sosinge. 6s REMEMBER Or. J, Parker When your temper rises re- Bleaches and cleans the naila, re- ‘and glove ect mere wash or dip, but a layer of gold rolled on the supporting metal, Wears longer than any other button made. ‘The quality is stamped on back and guaranteed. All first-class dealers keep them. ‘Story of Collar Button’? gives all styles and sizes. FREE for asking. KREMENTZ & CO. 73 Chestnut St. Newark, N. J. <n gropin’ along to find in jes’ what| ike nook I was scroochin’, ‘mongst smoke an’ smell o° brimstun, I lit out » door an’ went back 'mongst my wor hon! that feller-citizens to lick the gourd again, an [ida't dast go home fer three days, Ar- temesy’s mother havin’ got tired o° wait- ree fee ottlen, ‘cents, an’ gone back to Scratchall. “I've alluz had an idee, cunnel, that I mus’ -got holt on to one o' Artemesy’ roamin'-candles that night, to light my se'fto bed with, ‘Pears to me it looked that way.” ep Morr. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES. Little Cornelius—* | wonder how they make ice-cream bricks ?” Little Constance—* Oh, 1 guess they bake ‘em in a cold oven.” Maiden aunt (reading)—" In heaven there is no marrying or giving in mar- riage.” Small Mazie—“It must. seem like heaven to you here on earth, doesn’t it, auntie?" “Tommy,” said his mother severely, + why did you let me call you three times | before you answered 2” “Cause,” replied Tommy, «1 didn’t dare try to make you stop."— Chicago News. COFFEE COMPLEXION. MANY LADIES HAVE POOR COMPLEXIONS FROM COFFEE. “Coffee caused dark-colored blotches on my face and body. I had been drink- ing it for a long while and these blotches gradually appeared, until finally they be- came permanent and were about as dark as coffee itself. “T formerly had as fine a complexion as one could ask for. ** When I became convinced that coffee was the cause of my trouble, I changed and took to using Postum Food Coffee, and as I made it well, according to direc- ions, I liked it very much, and have since that time used it in place of coffee. “Lam thankful to say that | am not nervous any more, as I was when I was drinking coffee, and my complexion is now as fair and good as it was years ago. I is very plain that coffee caused, the trouble.” Most bad complexions are caused by Some disturbance of the stomach and cot- fee 1s the greatest disturber of digestion known, Almost any: woman can have a fair complexion if she will leave off coffee an’ use Postum Food Coffee and nutri- tious, healthy food in proper quantity. Postum furnishes certain elements from the natural grains from the field that Nature uses to rebuild the nervous sys- tem and when that is in good condition, one can depend upon a good complexion as well as a good healthy body. “There's a Reason.” Read “The Road to Well- Ville,” in packages. Pray Co. Sole Manufacturers and Proprietors. 100d 12 F234 81, SEW TORK CITY. | member that the higher it goes | the further it must drop on the | return journey.—Ex. THE FOURTH IN LAME DUCK. Newwous New Yorxen—" Do you have many shooting accidents here on the Fourth of July ?* Native—"* Oh, no; this ain't New York. If you git s jot it won't be no accident."* LEAVE SOMETHING! “If you look over the hedge of that fine estate you can see the trust magnate who lives there taking the air.” “Good heavens! I hope he will leave enough of it for the rest of us to breathe with."—Baltimore American. A Picnic in the woods and a supply of —that’s the way to at. tain happiness Motoriag 40 miles as hour won't bart Evans’ Ale. js ODE TO A STRAW HAT. Here is my last year's straw—I must have | found thee Yet fit for service when I laid thee by! The glamour of sweet memories hung around thee, But now thou art not pleasing to the eye. | Thy crown is somewhat bulged, thy lus: tre dim, And there is indecision in thy brim. —London Mail. It's all right to let inmates of the luna- tic-asylum make crazy quilts. —Ex. OR SIEGERTS. GOST Up, BITTERS ‘an Grint lemonade. ete." Twenty bree nwards at Principal Expe- ‘Send for free book of recipes, 4. W. WUPPERMANN, New York A TONIC OF EXQUISITE FLAVOR GRANT HAMILTON STUDIOS 712 Flatiron Building, New York WANTED—Y who with a good practical Art on, no fils of foclshnes. "An education that makes comicbooks.com