Judge, 1907-06-22 · page 14 of 16
Judge — June 22, 1907 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from Judge magazine (circa 1907) consists primarily of **advertisements and short humor pieces** rather than political cartoons. ## Notable Content: **The humor pieces** are mild observational jokes: a man excuses his drinking by claiming he just bathed (the bartender's retort: don't add another bath); a weather bureau employee can't express opinions over the phone; a man whose wife makes him celebrate her anniversary to her *first* husband. **The advertisements dominate**, hawking period products: Heublein cocktails, Trimble whiskey, Coates Plymouth gin, Western Champagne, and notably a "Blood Poison" remedy—reflecting the era's widespread patent medicine industry, often exploitative. **The architecture book** offering offers house plans from "Glenn Lyle Saxton's Original Plans" for $1, positioned as a money-saving service. The humor is gentle, domestic, and apolitical—reflecting Judge's shift toward lighter, society-focused satire rather than hard political commentary. The advertisements reveal common consumer anxieties and commercial practices of the Edwardian period.
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