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This page is primarily **advertisements and humor anecdotes** rather than political satire. The content includes: **Main Features:** - Several short, gentle humor pieces about children's misunderstandings (a child calling an antelope a "cantaloupe," another child explaining she keeps her teeth "in") - Advertisements for consumer goods: Hunter Whiskey, Pears' Soap, Sohmer Pianos, Barker Brand Collars, and Grape-Nuts cereal - A White Rock water advertisement featuring two women **The Satire/Humor:** The jokes rely on **innocent malapropisms and childish logic**—typical early-20th-century "cute kid" humor. There's no identifiable political commentary. The ads use common era appeals: Pears' Soap claims to make "women fair," whiskey emphasizes "purity" and "flavor," and Grape-Nuts promises health benefits. **Overall:** This appears to be a typical Judge magazine miscellany page—lighthearted domestic humor mixed with period advertising, reflecting early 1900s consumer culture and genteel family entertainment.

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ABSOLUTELY UNSURPASSED ti Sagat ang setbzzebhere hina soe Collars an Cuffs MADE OF unen J Ni5¢ THe 25¢/ bos, “ How was the show ?”” the plot was the thickest I sankeR BRAND S® Pears’ Soap is the great alchemist. Women are made fair by its use. Sold continuously since 178. Intending purchasers of = STRICTLY Vin CLASS Plano, of Piano and should not fail to examing the merits "Of the world: SOHMER PIANOS * SOHMER - CECILIAN™ Inside Players, others. ‘mailed on application. logue SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. yas: Cor. Sth Ave. 224 St. and whieh wipe ONLY A LITTLE CANTALOUPE. One of our neighbors had a little fawn, and one afternoon I said to my little girls that they might go with their nurse to see it. The “ baby,” who was about four and a half years old, was all excitement over seeing something new and asked, “ What is a fawn, mamma “Why,” [ replied, «it is a little baby deer,” and they trotted off chattering gayly about it, They were informed, however, that the little animal was not a fawn, but an ante- lope, and when they returned baby ran to me, rested her little arms on my knee; and, looking up at me, said, “Mamma, it wasn't a ‘ittle baby dar- ling at all; it was dest a ‘ittle cantaloupe.” —Chicago N | An ounce of sherry and a tablespoonful of | Abbott's Bitters before meals is a wonderful | appetizer. SAPPY. He dreamed of old-time sugar camps, Of early springtime dews and damps— (But here's a tip) : When first the morning sunlight shed A mocking halo ‘round his bed, He found the sap was in his head. (He had the grip !) Cleveland News. CARED FOR HER TEETH. There were callers and no one seemed to notice the smail girl who sat quietly in her corner. Presently the conversation turned to dentistry. “It is really amazing,” said her grandfather, * the progress that has been made in dentistry since | was a boy. But then, too, people take better care of their teeth now than they used to. “take good care of my teeth,” teered the three-year-old, The visitors turned to her smiling. “Is that so 2" one exclaimed. “ How do you take care of your teeth, dear?” The little girl glanced shyly at her | grandfather. “keep mine in, volun- she said.—£x, WENT A-WHIZN. George held her hand and she held hisn; Soon they hugged and went to kizn ! Ignorant, her pa had rizn— Maddern hops and simply sizzin— Perer(y ts 2?? Gee! but George went out whizn ! —Princeton Ti CHANGE IN FOOD WORKS WONDERS IN HEALTH, It is worth knowing that a change in food can cure dyspepsia. “I deem it my duty to let you know how Grape-Nuts food has cured me of indigestion. “Thad been troubled with it for years, until last year my doctor recommended Grape-Nuts food to be used every morn- ing. I followed instructions and now I am entirely well. “The whole family like Grape-Nuts, we use four packages a week. You are wel- come to use this testimonial as you see fit.” The reason this lady was helped by the use of Grape-Nuts food, is that it is pre- digested by natural processes and there- fore does not tax the stomach as the food she had been using ; it also contains the elements required for building up the nerv- ous system. If that part of the human body is in perfect working order, there can be no dyspepsia, for nervous energy repre- sents the steam that drives the engine. When the nervous system is run down, the machinery of the body works badly. Grape-Nuts food can be used by small children as well as adults. It is perfectly cooked and ready for instant use. Read, The Road to Wellville,” packages. There's a reason. in While Rock. “The Champagne of Waters” WHICH WAY? May I inquire your age ?”” “Lam just turning thirty.” He—" Turning which way, please?" “The MASTER’S BEST” Club Cocktails The Best that Anyone can Serve housands have discard- ed the idea of making their own cocktails—all willafter giving the CLUB COCKTAILS a fair trial. Scientifically blended from the choicest old. liquors and mellowed gwith age make them the * perfect cocktails they are. The following label appears on every bottle. Guaranteed under the National Pure Food and Drugs Act, approved June 30th, 1906. > Serial No. 1707. Dh iW, G. F, HEUBLEIN & BRO., ‘Sole Propeietors. Hanford pes New York London @® Most Perfect Block Signals on THE NEW YORK CENTRAL LINES. comicbooks.com SBRSSRBSBROFS Be