Judge — May 11, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

IF PLACED END TO END ‘WOULD REACH FROM BALTIMORE To CHICAGO gaferand by 300 oN sstmotes ka The Truth (Can be told about Great Western Champagne PLEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., Sole Makers, Reta, N.Y. respectable wine Oe lore creryotere, ARTISTS YOU SHOULD KNOW. Our picture line is growing all the time. We have only carefully-selected subjects by the best popular artists, reproduced in photogravure or photogelatine on the highest-grade stock. Send five cents to cover mailing expenses, for our new forty- eight-page catalogue, showing all our latest pictures, classified in subjects and with an Artists’ Index, Address Picture Department, Judge Company, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. _ |So he goes to work with ardor, uae A NEMESIS, “Pa,” asked the senator's little boy, «what is a nemesis ?” “A ‘nemesis,’ my son,” replied the senator wearily, ‘+ is a female office-seeker that you foolishly promised to assist."— Philadelphia Press. HINT TO EMPLOYERS. The wise employer, taking note of the approach of the baseball season, will do well to take a census of the grandmothers and other antique relations of his em- ployés, as the mortality is likely to be as ry this season.—Pertopolis ‘ost, WANTS TO STAY WITH HIM. A New York piano-tuner sent the fol- lowing notice to a customer: “Dear sir—We will call Wednesday afternoon to tune the piano and beg to remain, Very respectfully yours.” The tone of the Sohmer Piano is particularly distinguished on account of its volume and| purity, its richness and singing quality, and its hetic character throughout the entire THE SPRING CRAZE. Now the man who sore is bitten With that mania seldom cured Of his own suburban garden, Sits him at his library table Full of literature that's seedy, Catalogues and price of plantings, Magazines with fairy stories, How to make farms of one acre Pay a princely income straightway ; How to make an easy fortune Out of a ten-dollar greenhouse ; How to learn in thirteen lessons All that farmers of years’ standing Know by lives of work and study. But the man possessed with mania Of self-grown suburban gardens Reads all this with firm conviction. Digs and spades and hies forth shopping For the seeds of come-up-quick goods. Now he toils with patient labor, And his heart is joy and gladness, For, despite his last year's failures, Never doth a man recover From that mania of the springtime Of self-made suburban gardens. —Baltimore American. FRIENDS HELP. ST. PAUL'S PARK INCIDENT. “ After drinking coffee for breakfast I always felt languid and dull, having no ambition to get to my morning duties. Then in about an hour or so a weak, nerv~ ous derangement of the heart an¢l stomach would come over me with such force I would frequently have to lie down, “At other times I had severe head- aches; stomach finally became affected and digestion so impaired that I had seri- ous chronic dyspepsia and constipation. A lady, for many years State President ot | the W.C.T. U., told me she had been greatly benefited by quitting coffee and using Postum Food Coffee ; she was trou- bled for years with asthma, She said it was no cross to quit coffee when she found she could have as delicious an ar- ticle as Postum. Another lady, who had been troubled with chronic dyspepsia for years, found immediate relief on ceasing coffee and beginning Postum twice a day. She was wholly cured. Still another friend told me that Postum Food Coffee was a god- send to her, her heart trouble having been relieved after leaving off coffee and taking on Postum. “So many such cases came to my notice that I concluded coffee was the cause of my trouble and I quit and took up Postum. I am more than pleased to say that my days of trouble have disap- peared. Iam well and happy.” “There's a Reason.” Read ‘The Road to Well- ville,” in packages. | Wilson - For guarartee of purity, see back \abel onevery baile: nds WN || Imending porchasers of a STRICTLY FIRST. CLASS Pa Piano and. Sell-Player combed to examine the merits of the world. shoald not renowned PIANOS and the “SOHMER -CECILIAN™ Inside Players, ‘which surpags all others. ‘Catalogue mailed on application. SOHMER & COMPANY, New York. Warer Gor, Sth Ave. 224 St. The man they call «the human cork- screw" must have a pull in his turn — Philadelphia Bulletin. A PERFECT FIT. Conen—" Dere, now dey was properly braced up, dose pants fits you like a glov ‘Cockney yourx—"* Yus; butdon't you think they are rather tight under the arms —London Punch. go together. emollient lather of Williams eiame, Shaving fey ap Marine i arian, tact apd Se Sasa Putter dens sae Soares whens Pee ta fond Sees ADDRESS, THE J. B. WILLIAMS COMPANY GLASTONBURY, CONN. IRY beards and delicate skins usually The rich, creamy, Shaving Soap makes their separation easy and pleasant and leaves the face soft and healthful. “ The only kind that won't smart or dry on the face.” Ask your druggist for Williams’ fer Cream Toller Soap. Wik jams’ Talcum Powder and Twilet Waters. comicbooks.com