Judge, 1907-03-30 · page 15 of 20
Judge — March 30, 1907 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains mostly advertisements and filler content rather than significant political cartoons. The main pieces are: **Advertisements:** Evans' Ale, Lucky Strike tobacco, Gold Seal Champagne, Club Cocktails, and Heublein's spirits dominate. There's also advertising for architectural house plans and correspondence courses in cartooning. **"Reflections of a Bachelor":** Brief cynical observations about human nature—e.g., honest people aren't necessarily foolish; attractive girls aren't heiresses; wealth commands respect despite being criticized. **Irish Dialect Humor:** Two brief comic exchanges between Irish characters (Pat/Moike) featuring heavy Irish brogue and stereotypical Irish imagery popular in early 20th-century American humor. **"It Can't Be Done":** A cigar manufacturer's pitch claiming to sell wholesale directly to smokers. The page reflects typical *Judge* magazine content: advertising-heavy, with light satirical observations and ethnic humor that was commercially acceptable at the time.
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EVANS’ Stands high in the affec- tion of those who know what pleasure and benefit ale-drinking brings. One bottle will make you an ale-connoisst COLLEGE, ‘are mighty renee’ femegpigtonstd They wast the most wie ti it st That’ why most of them smoke LUCKY STRIKE Sliced Plug Pipe Tobacco handled, (ia jves a long, cool, e. Does not bite the tongue. Fi tn eo pee ¥ REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Just because a man is honest he isn’t always a fool. When a girl is awful pretty it’s a sign| se isn't an heiress. | A good way never to be a millionaire is toacquire the habit of having lawsuits. The more a girl likes you to kiss her, the more her mother believes she doesn't. People may decry riches, but they are respectful to those who have ~Vew York Press. BECOME A | As Mastrator, Designer, mM ral Bh “Sheet ‘Draftsman. “¥. ebligaica by writing: fee fall tatormation ‘ection guarantee SGaE BoioOi SF bia wine. jure [ij [sess cae Sng ti yap fort, IN A POSITION TO STUDY. ‘our Bacon—* Did you ever study the art of | rt Wi you mean, , I'm married, if that's what '— Yonkers Statesman. i 2 CENTS Ereaaies zone —Chicago News. Suage POINTS. A thing well begun is better than a thing overdone. It's hard on the agronaut when he takes a drop too much. To have the approval of one’s conscience is always worth while. One man’s money looks as good as an- other's to the gold-brick peddier. Occasionally a staid young man stays too long to please the oid man. | A miss is worse than a mile to the anx- ious maid who can't get to be Mrs. When a pretty girl begins to work her dimples a wise man forgets his wisdom. | « Moike ?” Yis.” + Vis." hottle to me lips 2" Oi would ni Yez wouldn't “No, Oi could quicker be shtandi SEVEN KINDS. ‘The mot popular are Martini (Gin Base), *~HOUSAND! cocktails a fair trial I all will after giv Scientifically blended from the c liquors and mv that they The nteed under the Natio" Approved June 30th, 1906, G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRC HARTFORD NEW YORK are How Serial No. Sole Pri cu: Act, MORE EFFECTIVE. « What is it, Pat?” Shposin’ Oi was to have a fit?” “ An’ yez had a pint av whiskey ?” “Would yez kneel down an’ put the an’ dhrinkin’ it mesilf, Custom is too often but an ancient error. | have discarded the idea of making their own g the CLUB COCKTAILS lowed with age make them the perfect cocktails g label appears on every bottle: 1 Pure Food and Orugs Ds. GOLD SEAL America’s Favorite Champagne Preferred for its ex- quisite bouquet, bead and _ flavor. All the best qual- ities of the French Product—costs but HALF bring yez to yer fate in up in front av yez Exchange. Two Kinds SPECIAL DRY—BRUT Sold by all leading grocers and wine ‘merchants. — URBANA W WINE CO. Urbana, N.¥., Sele Maker ‘WOULDN'T WASTE TIME. An assumed critic on etiquette says an invitation to dine should be accepted the same day. Any chump knows that much. We'd have an answer in the post-office within ten minutes.— Exchange. “It Can’t Be Done,” You Say. I Say It Can. My business is manufacturing cigars in a fairly large way. I sell the entire product of my fac- tory to the individual smoker, by the hundred, at wholesale prices—mind, 1 said wholesale prices. Will you give me an opportunity of proving my case? We shall both be the gainers. You by having better cigars for less money; I shall have another customer. I only ask for the privilege of send- ing you my catalogues. HERBERT D. SHIVERS, 919 Filbert Street Philadelphia, Pa. hoicest old 1707. LONDON The most liberal offer ever made by a publishing company HH SK H & for an Architect’s book of plans # % HH HH She 1907 EDITION JUST OUT This book will save you from $100 to $500 on your new house if you build after one of Glenn Lyle Saxton’s Original Plans. END 8 to-ay for SPs teanntal toon HOW TO_GET Containing hundreds ot eaatifal homes-the only Fracdcalsncfel and complete Bok of Fame eve? Fabled. The plane are sid at a very moderne Aves New Verksa ceruled check forthe cou of plana, after Gedacting the $1 which you pald forthe Seca! Tour beck eta ma con vos oot cots cod theif hat you wl te prood to make foom fron ‘your Utrary table. Send THE BOOK FREE fer uistamoos™ ainer- 5 fean Dwellings” — the only took of plans that has an intrinsic walne and will ave you money. Patilabed by Glenn f. Sax- too, The Practical Architect, whoto beautifal and original bouses are balt in every cuantry, even tn the most remote parts of the world. We have for ale by the same architect, Portfotlo No.2 of residences from $320 t0 $20/00, price toe.; Portfolio No. 8, churches, banka, stores, ete, Ur-: Sapptement to * American Dwellings,” containing house plans, se, comicbooks.com