Judge — March 30, 1907 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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IMPERFECT PAST. «Well, well,” exclaimed Miss Passay, «50 she’s twenty-tive to-day. I guess it would surprise her if I should tell her I was the same age.” “Oh, no,” replied knows that, of cours: he knows that I'm twenty-five 2” “No; that you were."—Philadelphia Press. iss Knox ; + she MORTALITY CAUSES. Professor Tab—* | understand that the death-rate here is very large. Can you give me the reason of the large percent- age of mortality 2” Texas Timpkins —" Wa-al, t's some various, pard. It runs all the way from five aces ter nateral cussedness."— Chica- go News. Br. Ball's Cough Syrup Is the best for colds, sore threat, ed rippe: Physicians can prescribe nothing better. 25¢. 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HE FORGOT. “Why do you hate him so?” “He and I were lovers once, and we quarreled.” ++ Was that all ?” “No. He came to me, and we both acknowledged that we were partly wrong. |] Then we agreed to forgive and forget.” «Yes “He has forgotten."— Chicago Record: Herald. twenty- Egotism is the thunder that curdles the milk of human kindness.—£x. For HEALTHY HAIR and SCALP \Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines Recommended by the Medical Profession for cleansing the Hair and Scalp, and in treatment of Dandruff and Baldness. The STANDARD for SHAMPOOING ES NOT DRESSED. Editor—“\ notice that you say that the women at the ball to-night were « ele- gantly gowned.’ Do you think that | *gowned ’ is a good word 2” Reporter —* Well, you couldn't call them dressed."—Somerville Journal. FATE. Some laws, like pictures painted fair, Have but a sorry fate in store. They're framed with most attentive care, Hung up and ne’er considered more. —Washington Star. COMING EVENT IN KOREA. 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Through the use of Grape-Nuts food my digestion has been restored, my nerves are steady once more, my eye-sight is good again, my mental faculties are clear and acute, and I have hecome so good-natured that my friends ave truly astonished at the change. I feel younger and better than I have for twenty years. No amount of money would induce me to surrender what Ihave gained through the use of Grape- Nuts food. ame given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, M « There's a reason.” | Read the little book, * The Road to Well- THE PRUDENTIAL Has THE STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR “Five years ago I took out two policies of $10,000 each in your company. 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