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This page is primarily **advertising and humorous filler content** from Judge magazine, not political satire. The main elements are: 1. **Iver Johnson Revolver Advertisement** (top): A straightforward gun advertisement claiming over 1.5 million sales and emphasizing safety features—typical early 1900s marketing with no satirical intent. 2. **"Had Seen Albany"** (left column): A mild joke about an Albany tour guide who claims expertise but hasn't actually shown visitors the "important" historical sites. The humor relies on local references to Civil War-era politicians (Sheridan, Johnson, Seward, Custer) and a running gag about missed attractions. 3. **"Identifying by Thumb-Marks"**: A pun-based joke about a soup plate with a waiter's thumbprint—purely comedic wordplay. 4. **Pears' Soap and Jasper's Hints**: Standard product advertisements. 5. **George Palliser's Modern Buildings**: Book advertisement with house illustration. This page contains **no significant political commentary or social satire**—it's mostly advertisements interspersed with lighthearted jokes for filler content.

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OVER A MILLION AND A HALF IvER JOHNSON SAFETY AUTOMATIC REVOLVER An employé in one of the departments at Albany took a visiting townsman on a sight-seeing tour in the capital city a few days ago. "It was a short trip alter the public buildings had been inspected and “| the viaducts and the park had heen seen. On the way to the station the visitor and his guide stopped at a drug-store, where a mutual friend happened to be also. The trip about town was spoken of and have been sold, and we have never learned of a single accidental dis- charge ~our claims have made g: : Bo yoa, who are about to bay a revolver, realize what these remarkable an to you? Fi ee Gads sale of t.s201000 Iver Johnson Safety Antomatic Revol: For the Host to Offer— for the Guest to Appreciate Sole Agents: W. A. Tavior & Co. New York Pears Learn to say “ Pears’” when you ask for soap. There are other soaps, of course, but Pears’ is best for you and matchless for the complexion. You can buy Pears’ everywhere. evisheeterk, Poe ease seams head, tase" Ons doen eee Sera atass mane Jasper’s Hints to Money-makers @ Do you ever make investments in Wall Steet ‘securities? Do you ever buy or tell stocks or bonds? If s0, do not fail toread " Jasper's Hints to Money-makers"! every week in " Leslie's Weekly," in which oestions regarding stocks and bonds are honeilly and conservatively answered, and nts given as to the outlook in the ftock market from week to week. This is the oft reliable financial department publish. ein the United States, and thousands have testbed in writing that it has either ade or saved them money. 4 Buy a copy of “Leslie's Weekly’ 4 your newsdealer’s for ten cents, and see for yourself, or send in a three months? trial subscription to “Leslie's Weekly” for $1.00, which ‘will give you the right to frez an- Swers to “any questions regardir chs and bonds which you may ask. Adds Company, 225 Fourth Arn Noe Se e church has slept Yonkers x impor JUST OUT. Our handsome forty-page catalogue f beautiful pictures—reproductions in pPotogravure and photogelatine of the Pst work of popular artists of the day. SEND FIVE CENTS, to cover mailing PPenses, to Picture Department, Judge *mpany, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. |remarks not entirely complimentary to Albany were exchanged. A man who overheard the conversation said, + Excuse me, gentlemen, | am an Al- banian, and am interested. Are you sure you saw everything ?” * Certainly,” said the department em- ployé; ‘I've been here several years. I should know.” Edward slept when he was the Prince of Wales “Well, you are in it now. Did you see the house where General Sheridan made the best speech of his life ?" “No. ++ This is the house.” |Johnson and Seward and old Gideon Welles and young Custer stopped when * This is the house. Seems to me you haven't seen much of Albany. There are lots of places like this if you know where to find them."—New York Tribune. IDENTIFYING BY THUMB-MARKS. * Do you believe you can identify peo- ple by thumb-marks ?" asked the man in the restaurant. “Well, will you please look at this _| plate of ‘soup and see which one of your waiters brought it in, and tell him not to put his thumb in my soup again ?"— Yonkers Statesman. “Did you see the house where King | “ Did you see the house where + Andy *| Johnson was swinging ‘round the circle ?"| “+ [certainly do,” replied the proprietor. | hat the Iver Johason must excel in all these points of revolver I vers Excellence that appeal to revolve "The great record of “never that it is Lmpossib! Bow all anvat thom ia'oar FREE BOOKLET, “SHOTS” Iver Johason Safety Hammer Revolver grinch barrel, nickel-plated finish, 22 rim.6re Cartridge, 32-38 center-Gre cartridge....$5.50 ar a Onn sa ten Iver Jobason Safety # -inch barrel, mckel-plated finish, 32-38 center- ire cartridge. $6.50 For sale by Hartvare and Srortine Gonds dealers everwhere. or sent prenald an receint of ‘price if your dealer will not eupply. (ver Johnson's Arms and Look for owt's head Cycle Works, 183 River Street, Fitchburg, Mass. ‘erip and oor name on barrel Now York : £2 Chambers Street. Pattie Cnast: P. B. Rekeart Co., Alameda, Cal Rarope: Pickhaben 4, Hambare.Germany, Waters of tver Jobason Single Barrel Shotguns and Iver Johoton Truss Frame Bicycles A SAD JOLT. “ How it does jar you when you have quite decided that a bank is safe !" Yes 2" “Safe enough to intrust with your two hundred dollars.” “Yes i” “To learn that they won't start an ac- count on less than five hundred dollars.” —Courier- Fournal. PARTNERS. “Your two sons studied law, did they not?” asks the old friend, How are they getting along ?” . “Remarkably well. One of them makes a specialty of prosecuting trusts and the other is an expert at defending them."—Chicago Evening Post. ‘A new up-to-date irom $s00 10 420,000; also plans of ten ete, "This book is a collection of 1 valuable t0 everyone thinking of planned in the ordinary course of various parts of the country within the ving real result a of how some cee. It contains 115 lai =a S120. pris. "Address al orders with remesasoas to DOYOU EVER THINK ABOUT OWNING: YOUR OWA TOME? THE TITLE OF THIS BOOK IS GEORGE PALLISER’S MODERN BUILDINGS \k, containing over ove bundred plans (all new) of houses rangi blic Library Buildi 18 showing examples of houses recently built, and in- building, by reason of their har busy architect's practice during the last few years, and built in ven. ‘ralae that can be fal fore, a valoe that can be fally appreciated for their People's homes are planned and wns To those wanting homes or selling home-sites, mem! real-estate men, those having land to improve, carpenters and builders, and ‘who ever hopes to own a home, these designs are invaluable and will wire 11x 14 inches. in cloth, $2.00. Sent by mail, postpaid, to any address on JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Remit by money order or check—don't send currency. F YOU are thinking about Building a House an in- vestment of $1.00 now will save you hundreds of dollars in building a house, by get- ting the latest and most prac- tical ideas of the noted and capable architect, Mr. George Palliser. We therefore de- sire to call your special at- tention to our new book just issued and containing over ONE HUNDRED UP-TO-DATE HOUSE PLANS in cost ings, Summer Hotels, Stables, Public Halls, . with very few exceptions, sizes, height of stories, how built and finished, and ‘very great value to everyone contemplating build. ‘most careful study of those erecting them, . These designs and plans have, there: ulity, and stand alone as realezamples ey cost. bers of building associations, land companies, interested of rove of very great value to jeavy paper cover, seat by receipt of Price, bound in Copyright, 1907, by Judge Co. ANOTHER BRIDGE SCANDAL All such scandals should be held up in this manner to the public view, in a sort ¢f modern pillory, as an example to the y:«th of our country. Miy the lesson sink deep! Photogravure in sepia, 14x 19-75 cents, Address Picture Department, Judge Company 225 Fourth Ave., New York City After James Montgomery Flagg. Copyright, 1907, by Judge Co. “YOURS TRULY” Bubbling with the joy of life with its best gifts—a veritable Youth,” whose sparkling waters she scatters broadcast. . Photegravure in sepia, 15% 1996 One Dotter Picture Department, Judge Company 225 Fourth Avenue, New York comicbooks.com