Judge, 1907-03-23 · page 12 of 16
Judge — March 23, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily advertising with some satirical content. The main illustrated piece is "The Lamb," a Wall Street allegory where the lamb represents ordinary investors being financially exploited by the "bull" and "bear" (stock market forces). The lamb silently surrenders his wealth—getting "sheared down to his tender skin"—while more aggressive market players "gorge" and profit. The satire critiques the powerlessness of small investors against Wall Street manipulation and their resigned acceptance of financial loss. The other items are mostly short humorous observations and medical advertisements typical of the era. The page reflects early-20th-century anxieties about stock market fairness and power imbalances between individual investors and institutional forces.
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