Judge — March 9, 1907 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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ing i hing | he eat preity ht. elf Ex. EVANS’ A couple of years ago a gentleman qnote me and said, “Send me one hun- dred of your Panatela Cigars. I want to smoke on the golf links and out ef doors.” Recently I met him on a train, As he was cutting off the end of his cigar he saw me, smiled and said, “Good morning,” then added, «I owe you an apol- ogy. This is one of your cigars and is the best I know for steady smoking. This man’s business is known wherever civilized men live in the world. He is rich, cultured and traveled. He lives in a beautiful home, has horses, coachmen and gardeners. A mutual friend, who knows him well, tells me that he never before knew of him having other than a genuine imported cigar in his house. I wish [ dared print his name —without it the story may sound “fishy.” It is true, nevertheless. I find that most of my cus- tomers are men who have been paying from $8 to $15} per hundred for their cigars, and men who can afford to pay these prices, and would, if they didn’t get better cigars from me for less money. My customers are mer- chants, manufacturers, bank- ers—more of the latter in Proportion than any other class of business men. In other words, my customers are men with bank accounts, who would not smoke my cigars unless they had the quality—no matter what the price. MY CLAIM 1S—that no other cigar is sold to the consumer at s is clear, clean, ings are used. ‘The wrappers are ¢ Sumatra—grown in Sumatra, MY OFFER 1S :—I will, upon request, fend one hundred Shivers’ Panatela Cgars on approval to a reader of HUOGE, express prepaid. He may smoke ten cigars and return the re- taining ninety at. my expense if he Is ‘ot pleased with them; If he Is pleased, ind keeps them, he agrees to remit the price, $5.00, within ten days. Would [dare make this offer if I didn't know Se absolute worthiness of my cigars? Think of the risk I take to make a customer ~ee-tenth of my cigars and expressage both "ays Wouldn't I be a ‘*dolt” to send out gars that would not stand this test ? What possible risk does the smoker run in tering hundred ‘on suspicion" ? onde please inclose business card or Personal references, and state whether m or strong cigars are desired. HERBERT D. SHIVERS, 49 Filbert Street, Philadelphia, Pa. AN EDITOR'S TROUBLE. With our foreman at home shot three times, a printer in the Blountville jail half-shot, another in the office not worth shooting, the Comet is issued under great difficulties this week. — Fohnson City (Tennessee) Comet, The universal favor with which the Sohmer Piano is meeting is the result of its tone and structure, which are not excelled by any in the world. A CROWD. Stella— See about the man who gave a sleigh-ride to six thousand ?” Bella— That's just five thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine too many."— New York Sun. With men of affairs, Abbott's Bitters are the great tonic and aid to digestion. They are Tecommended by leading’ physicians. All druggists’. ‘THE RESULT OF EXERCISE. * That old millionaire is very ac his age.” «Yes; for the last few years he's been quite active dodging taxes and sub- poenas."— Baltimore American. ¢ for Dr. Ball's Cough Syrup ts reliable. Why try a substitute when this remedy will cure your cough or cold. asc. TOO ARROGANT. “ Why are the nations always at log- gerheads with this country about the seal | fisheries 2" ““L suppose they think wi Behring in our way ther American, re too over- —Baltimore PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DAYS. PAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed tocure any case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding, or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days or money refunded. soc. UTTERING, “What's all this groaning and growl- Jing and grunting about ?” inquired the book-keeper. t's the bride's father," explained the | cashier, ++ uttering the wedding check.” — Courier. Fournal Mothers will And Mrs, Win: ing Syrup the best remedy for their children. RACIAL. A race of men who had never before seen a white man has been discovered in the arctic region. They will live to re- gret the incident.—Mexican Herald, OVER A MILLION AND A HALF IVER JOHNSON SAFETY AUTOMATIC REVOLVERS om) have been sold, and we have never learned of a single accidental dis- 1G ‘ charge ~our claims have made good. Bo you, who are about to bay a revolver, realize facts mean to you? what these remarkable This tremendous sale of 1,500,000 Iver Johnson Safety Automatic Revol- the Iver Johason must excel in all these points of revolver lence that appeal to revolver users. great record of “never an accidental discharge” means that itis Umpossible for ner on bareaa drawe Eropping the weapon on the floor: thr frigter a, the pocket, ete. To prove ie Hi oa to harm yourself of others through through catching the er the Hammer'—the revolver won't go off. Bat pall the trigger and us action is sure and effective. Beal all annat them ta" oar grinch barrel, nickel-pla dealer will not supply. Ferope: Wer Johnson Safety Hammer Revolver Makers of Iver Jobesoa Single FREE BOOKLET, “SHOTS”? O otiesie Peimuraction Wer Johason Safety Hammerless Revolver inch barrel mcke-plated Gini, 92-98 center. sro and Sporting Goods dealers everrwbere, or sent prerald on receipt of Look for owl's hrad on grip and oar namo on barrel. ver Johnson's Arms and Cycle Works, 153 River Street, Fitchburg, Mass. New York : 90 Chambers Street. Pate Coast: P. B. Rekeart Oo. Hambare. Germany. jarrel Shotguas and Iver Johnson Truss Frame Bicycles Iameda, Cal Pek MYSTERY EXPLAINED. Supernatural occurrences were the sub- ject of conversation when a Wall-street man told this story : “The day after our chief went to Eu- | rope last summer the clock in his private office stopped, and it never started to run |again unul the day after he returned, | three months later.” “How did you account for the phenom- enon ?”" Our office-boy is a member of the | Never-do-what-you-don't-have -to Lodge |of Amalgamated Counting-house Assist- ants."—Vew York Tribune, ENOUGH. “Why did you refuse to serve that man?" “He'd had enough,” answered bar-keey + He looked sober.” “Well, he asked for a jom and terry.” —Courier- Fournal. the TIRESOME. Patience—* They say when Columbus first landed in this country the Indians wouldn't listen to him.” Patrice— 1 don’t blame them Matience—* Why don’t you Patrice — Because 1 suppose he be- gan, When I was in Europe !"—£. 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