Judge — March 9, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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uae HAD TO CONCEDE IT. “Well,” said Subbubs, «I've just weathered a little labor trouble that's costing me seventy-five per week. “What !" exclaimed Citiman, « sev- enty-five dollars a week.” lo; seventy-five cents. Our cook struck for a raise from four dollars and Wilson — twenty-five cents to five dollars."—Cath- olic Standard. Yor guarantee gf warty, Orchestra leader—* | never heard the ?@ Andk's WY prima donna do that high note as well as she did last night 2” Intending parchasers_of a STRICTLY FIRST- - CLASS Plano, or Pano and. Self-Player “combined, Stage manager—*Nor 1. You see, just as she reached it she saw a mouse in| Do you get up tired and feel tired all day ? | should not fail to examine the merits of the world- the wings !"— Yonkers Statesman. |Try a tablespoonful of Abbott's Bitters in sweetened water before meals. At grocers’ or | druggists’. _—_ A CHANGE OF ACCENT. | An Englishman hailing from Worcester | PIANOS Invested some cash in a rorcester. “i CECILIAN” task Now, the Britisher’s fowl | Shes sorpeseal ete TAN” Teskde Pleyern, All used the broad vow, | Catalogue mailed on application. So the bird couldn't crow as he yorcester. | SOHMER & COMPANY, NEw York. — Princeton Tiger. Warerooms: Cor. Sth Ave. 224 St. FROM a list of fifteen weeklies considered, Juoce has just been se- lected as one of three me- diums to be used during the coming year by one of our largest National adver- tisers, the only humorous weekly to be used and the fifth renewal of this order. THE LEGIONS OF CAESAR WERE NOT NEARLY SO NUMER- OUS AS THE VAST MULTITUDE WHO DAILY FORTIFY AND COM- FORT THE “INNER MAN™ WITH A “WEE NIPPIE” OF HUNTER BALTIMORE aT. | “Do you think the railway men will ever own the government ?” asked the alarmist. Mr. + No," answered Dustin. Stax ; ‘not unless governments show more jsigns of paying dividends than they do now."— Washington Star. Ifa man keeps his friends it's a sign they don't see much of him.—J. Y. Press. | THE AMERICAN GENTLEMAN'S WHISKEY CCFFEE THRESHED HER 5 LONG YEARS, “For over fifteen years,” writes a pa-| tient, hopeful little Illinois woman, « while a coffee drinker, I suffered from Spinal Irritation and Nervous trouble. 1 was} treated by good physicians, but did not| get much relief. * [never suspected that coffee might be aggravating my condition. I was down- hearted and discouraged, but prayed daily BLADDERz ¢ 1), | might find something to help me. Relieves all $ | «Several years ago, while at a friend's Discharges ing | house, 1 drank a cup of Postum and 24 HOURS thought 1 had never tasted anything REP oN @ | more delicious. Beware of (aay) “From that time on 1 used Postum in- councerfets. stead of Coffee and soon began to im- ‘etl ty al @reegic, prove in health, so that now I can walk half a dozen blocks or more with ease, and do many other things that I never FOR MORE THAN TWENTY YEARS we have made the cure of Blood Poison a thought I would be able to do again in iaity, "Blood Polson’ Permanently Cured. this world. “ My appetite is good, I sleep well and find life is worth living, indeed. A lad; Vou can be treated at home ‘under same anty. Capital $20,000, obstinate caves. Ti you have of my acquaintance said she did not like imethods of 11 Aratciass cafes and by Jobbers Sanaa PANAHAN &€ SUN, haltimore, Ma Wh! CAPSULES A TOSS-UP. “Say, mate, any more food left? “aye, aye! captain; one biscuit yet that your wife made. “Well got to eat | ate, let's go odd or even to see who's ‘TRIUMPH OF BRAINS, Whyte—« Biones says he is going inte farming. He has just sold everything had and bought a farm.” WHY THEY NEED HIM. Gunner—« But why are you fellows so | anxious to have that writer of fiction join your club? He doesn’t smoke, drink or play poker | Browne—* But is he sure that he cat Guyer—“No ; but we need a writer of|make it pay ? Sometimes it is pret Postum the rest of their lives.” Name] fiction to frame up stories for those who] hard to make things grow.’ given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. |do. He can create a clever yarn that| WAyte— Oh, Bjones is all righ Read the little book, * The Road to Well-| any wife will swallow."— Chicago Daily| says he is going to devote himself & in packages. Ther News. lirely to self-raising buckwheat." r. SiS HOPKINS Postum, it was so weak and tasteless. “1 explained to. her the difference when it is made right—boiled according todtrections. She was glad to know this, because coffee did not agree with her Now her folks say they expect to use hausted ll have mples, Copper. 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