Judge — February 23, 1907 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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But we get in a hurry, swallow our |food very much as we shovel coal into | the furnace, and our sense of appetite be- comes unnatural and perverted. Then we eat the wrong kind of food or eat too much, and there you are — indigestion and its accompanying miseries. A Philadelphia lady said, day : “My husband and I have been sick and nervous for 15 or 20 years from drinking coffee — feverish, indigestion, totally unfit, a good part of the time, for work or pleasure. We actually dreaded to eat our meals, “We tried doctors and patent medi- cines that counted up into hundreds of dollars, with little if any benefit. Accidentally, a small package of Postum came into my hands. I made some according to directions, with sur- prising results. We both liked it and have not used any coffee since. “ The dull feeling after meals has left us and we feel better every way. 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Hard cash is harder to do without At a chiropodist’s lecture the studens take foot-notes. In this climate the thermometer cer tainly has its ups and downs. The square man is not the one th others are trying to corner. The judge who doesn’t succeed at fre should try, try again. As to rapid transit, the fastest thing « record is a train of thought. The voluble book-agent is always pre. pared to speak volumes. Distance lends enchantment, and ds not expect you to pay it back. He's an amateur poet, But a rare one, though, For he ne'er wrote a line About « Beautiful Snow.” —Philadelphia Bulletin Relieves When travelling long more essential to co’ such detail, electric 1 California via a rare pleasure instead of is full of wonders. decorations — elegant woodwork and pleasing color effects in tapestries. How Luxury Fatigue distances nothing mfort than exquisite All ights, periodicals, pa- pers and the latest books make the trip to The Overland Limited a tiresome journey. 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