Judge — February 9, 1907 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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EVANS are sold in strict confor to the National Pure Law, the consumer and d being protected under eal Guaranty No. 547 with Washington. ’ TOUT rmity Food dealer Gen- filed the Departinent in C.H. Evans & Sons r ‘Man in the chai: Barber—" Ain't Man in the chair —“ ever was a barber—ouch !—who had a zor sharp enough to do that."—Ceth- ves gives You an appetite. ‘WHEN AGE LAUGHS. This is the time of year when age has the laugh. Now it is that youth must turn out at four o'clock of a frosty morn- ing and pail the cow and break up the ice in the horse-trough and fetch wood cold white dawn. But age stays on ina warm bed till sunrise and wakes to hot sausage and buckwheat cakes. And laay, while youth kills hogs or shucks icy corn or opens a sleet-coated hay-stack, age hugs the stove ip the grocery-store, smoking, lying and blissfully comfortable. Age is a thing for youth to look forward to with keen longing.—Vewark News. It's the proper thing to take Abbott's Bitters | with a glass of sherry or soda before meals ; At all druggists’. HE DIDN'T! Long—" By the way, old man, do you remember borrowing ten dollars of me six months ago Yes." for the kitchen fire, Venus conning him, | dazzling and scornful over the eastern | hills, as he shivers about the yard in the | Accidental Diacharg, Impossible Drop it, kick it, or if you can think of a more severe test of salety, please make it — we accept any challenge. Our exclusive patent safety lever is the reason why accidental isimpossible, and it lifts the IVER JOHNSON... Revolver ‘oat of the “went-off-by-accident™ class. This lever must be in place before the revolver hammer can toch the firing pin and can only be raised when you purposely pull the trigger. 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